Rod Wilks FB Status

[Carlitovol]

Just further proof that Chuck Norris ain't got nothin on our boy Rod..

This week I am putting an emphasis on character. What happens when the coaches aren't around? Who is the first to the weight-room and last to leave? What do I do when no one is looking? That makes me who I am. #VFL

 

[Reformed Reader]

What does Rod Wilkes do when no one is looking? Spins the world on his finger.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Yes, I actually felt a little lighter when he took his eye off the earth for a sec to type that status.

 

[matrosscbc]

I would like nothing more than for him to really contribute this year....The T-shirt would sell itself.

 

[NoCompetition2]

I would like nothing more than for him to really contribute this year....The T-shirt would sell itself.

If he actually contributed and even had a great game can you imagine? Every thread would be about Rod Wilks.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I would like nothing more than for him to really contribute this year....The T-shirt would sell itself.

Everyone would just appear with the T-shirt on when he walked on the field.

 

[Reformed Reader]

what tshirt?

 

[Gator H8R]

what tshirt?

This one:

 

[#10_Ainge_#10]

If he actually contributed and even had a great game can you imagine? Every thread would be about Rod Wilks.

I know you're joking but in all seriousness if that was to happen we are in serious trouble.

That being said, poverty would then come to an end.

 

[RoaminVol]

Do you think the ESPN will interview him about his legacy?

 

[voldawgforever]

This one:

Epic. Classic. A hit.

 

[UT's#1Fan]

rod can lick his elbo.

 

[dembewbs]

rod can lick his elbo.

*elbow

terrible sig btw.

 

[Hayezb]

what tshirt?

 

[BerryRocksYourTop]

Rod Wilks cuts a knife with hot butter.

 

[Stoked]

I don't come to the football forum much, just the basketball forum. I know that the Rod Wilks jokes are like the Chuck Norris, but how did it start?

 

[Gator H8R]

Golden. Absolutely golden.

 

[ACvol3]

I don't come to the football forum much, just the basketball forum. I know that the Rod Wilks jokes are like the Chuck Norris, but how did it start?

Some dude was saying that he was gonna be the next big thing coming outta highschool..

 

[ImportedVoL]

I hope this man has a breakout year, if we have a couple like him that step up in a Huge way. We could have that magical season UT needs so badly.

 

[Stoked]

Some dude was saying that he was gonna be the next big thing coming outta highschool..

Does anyone know the original thread? I would like a good laugh lol.

 

[Thump]

I don't come to the football forum much, just the basketball forum. I know that the Rod Wilks jokes are like the Chuck Norris, but how did it start?

Chuck Norris said something about his momma on a recruiting trip to Texas. Rod slapped him straight and broke his leg he always does the slow-mo roundhouse kick with. Afterwards, Rod looked at Mack Brown and told him that USA network would no long play Walker Texas Ranger re-runs because it would make his momma have flashbacks. He slapped his fingers and it was done. This is where Rod Wilks got his respect and why Chuck Norris only does fitness infomercials. It is also the reason that you can only catch Walker Texas Ranger Re-runs on the Longhorn Network...

 

[VolinMichigan]

"In Rod We Trust"

"Rod-fearing Nation"

"Where there's a Wilks, there's a way"


and the three Rod moon shirt was a work of pure genius

 

[tds8840]

Some dude was saying that he was gonna be the next big thing coming outta highschool..

And the best part is that all the guys on here who carry on about it actually joined this site after Rod was enrolled. Go figure.

 

[UT's#1Fan]

*elbow

terrible sig btw.

correction fail. you obviously havent been readin any of my posts lately.

good luck on getting a life. :good!:

 

[1SmokinVol]

Rod Wilkes doesn't see dead people, he makes people dead...FEAR the HIS Rodmajesty...