RIP Chuck Norris-The memes will be epic

[hndog609]

Legendary Hollywood Actor Chuck Norris Passes Away at 86 after Medical Emergency

Chuck Norris has died at 86. The martial arts legend and "Walker, Texas Ranger" star passed away surrounded by family.

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[TheGoula]

Legend

 

[iVolSoHard]

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake in one sitting...and didnt know there was a stripper inside of it!

 

[hog88]

RIP Chuck

 

[DarkVolder]

Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up when he does pushups he pushes the earth down.

 

[DarkVolder]

RIP Chuck Norris didn’t realize he was 86

 

[LouderVol]

Chuck Norris didn't go hunting, because hunting implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris went killing.

 

[hndog609]

A few of my favorite Norrisisms.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books...he just stares at them until they give up the information.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with nothing but ice cubes.
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
The whole concept of "natural selection" is based on what Chuck Norris decides can live.

 

[Good Ol' Charlie Brown]

Chuck Norris once came out of a Waffle House without a scratch

 

[vols 30]

Never forget Chuck helped Average Joe's pull off one the biggest upsets in sport's history.

 

[ENGRVOL]

RIP. Never heard anyone say anything bad about him who ever met him. Served in the Air Force and took part in a lot of great support programs for veterans. Prayers to his family.

 

[trout-vol]

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

He's Probably the subject of most legendary memes in internet history

 

[trout-vol]

A few of my favorite Norrisisms.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books...he just stares at them until they give up the information.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with nothing but ice cubes.
The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
The whole concept of "natural selection" is based on what Chuck Norris decides can live.

Comedy

 

[Behr]

Chuck Norris had a diary. Its called The Guinness Book of World Records.

Bigfoot claims to have seen Chuck Norris.

 

[Regulator]

Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just got tired of living.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball
Chuck Norris never visited the Virgin Islands. If he had, they would just be called the Islands

Seriously, prayers to his family. The man was an absolute Legend.

 

[Behr]

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes.

With his feet.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.

Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass. He dares it to grow.

The boogeyman checks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.

 

[JL24]

 

[Orange931]

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

The Chuck Norris jokes era was special. I wish we could go back.

 

[Jackcrevol]