Relationship Updates and Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

No buttsecs here

Why? It sounds like you live in a living hell.

 

[BearCat204]

Why? It sounds like you live in a living hell.

I am pitching, not catching would have been a more accurate response

 

[tri_vol]

it's not polite to call someone ugly.

Attractively challenged
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[The Ron Mexico]

I am pitching, not catching would have been a more accurate response

Pitchers? catchers? Whatever. When it comes to buttsecks the only position that is outlawed is the shortstop. Because she should never try to stop me short of...you know.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

lulz your goiing to end up back with that girl

no. lol definitely not. hitting it? yes. dating it? no.

make your own sammich and be happy she is giving it to your ugly butt

bad advice, IMHO

 

[crusse10]

hv wants me. You're now up to date.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

hv wants me. You're now up to date.

When you gon hit it
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[Hobock]

I really want to be BFF's with Poochie but he's just so hostile. What should I do?
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[volmanbill]

I really want to be BFF's with Poochie but he's just so hostile. What should I do?
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Bondage?

 

[DD4ME]

Best relationship advise. Not to get in one to begin with.
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Tip 2 directly after breakup RIIHB unexpectedly. Heals all wounds.
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[heartvols]

What is RIIHB?

 

[jtflew]

What is RIIHB?

Im guessing the first word is ram
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[heartvols]

ouchies

 

[dembewbs]

whats the difference between jam and jelly?

 

[heartvols]

Jelly is made from fruit juice and Jam is made by boiling fruit

 

[dembewbs]

close.

i can't jelly my penor in u....

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Jelli comes outta vag once a month

 

[heartvols]

eww not out of my vag

 

[Hobock]

Please keep your posts on-topic.
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[NewToVolCountry]

eww not out of my vag

I guess it would be more like strawberry jam.

 

[milohimself]

Is that awkward?

Is she leggy at least?

Yeah, she's not way taller. About an inch, so she's 6'0". Definitely leggy.

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

I think Donna might be messin' 'round with the DirecTV service technician behind my back, pards. It seems like she tells me that the dish stops workin' about three times per week. And just last week I caught her comin' down from the roof with a set of pliers and a sawzall. What do y'all suggest I do?

 

[VOLFREAK11]

****
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[Ashley Schaeffer]

****
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I tried that already, pard. Didn't work, if you pick up what I'm puttin' down.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

It didn't let me put what I wanted. I mean to say get the frick out.... if you get what I mean.