Relationship Updates and Advice

[the.one.the.only]

lulz. absolutely not

 

[Spartacavolus]

idk yet. hardly know her. dont know what she likes

Chucky cheese. The kid will love it.
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[GBO18]

Chucky cheese. The kid will love it.
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:lolabove: this or CiCi's pizza

 

[the.one.the.only]

I'm thinking more like The Katch

 

[Hobock]

we'll see. we're going out wed

Take them to D.C. for the weekend. Stop by and visit trUT. Before you walk in, pinch the kid and tell the he/she you're visiting the boogie man.
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[NewToVolCountry]

She's got a kid, so you know she'll put out!

Dude, I absolutely lulzed.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Doesn't that lemonade look delicious!? Was wondering why no one lulzed that. I did posting it.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Doesn't that lemonade look delicious!? Was wondering why no one lulzed that. I did posting it.

I don't know if everyone put it together. Or maybe they don't have the same sense of humor.

 

[cwil4]

I lulzed.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Doesn't that lemonade look delicious!? Was wondering why no one lulzed that. I did posting it.

We all strike out sometimes. I thought my well-placed Brad Paisley video would draw more than one lulz.

 

[the.one.the.only]

We all strike out sometimes. I thought my well-placed Brad Paisley video would draw more than one lulz.

just watched it. Well done.

 

[the.one.the.only]

here goes nothing. bout to go out on a date with her

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Well, good luck man and hope y'all have a good time. Just play it cool and don't talk too much about all the time you spend on VN.

Oh, and pics or get out and piihb, imo.

 

[RockyTop411]

Pics or it didn't happen IMO, JMO, TIFWIW.






Good luck man! :yes:

 

[Infinite_vol615]

maryjane is my girl dawg

 

[volwindy]

I'd go on the date and see what she's like. But......

My last serious gf (blond, blue eyes, hot bod, fun) has a son and after we dated for a while, I got to really like and care about the little dude. We would go on hikes. We would play video games, talk about Star Wars at length (the kid loved some Star Wars), and I even started reading Moby Dick to him. She, he and I even picked out a puppy together (I still have the dog). Really started to kind of do the family thing. But.....

She decided to be a flake and sabotage the relationship, I had to break up with her, and in an odd way, I felt worse for the little man than I did for me and her; never got to explain that it had nothing to do with him. Sucked....

I find this whole story to be false...coming from you at least..

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Windy, I love you, we should run away together :huggy:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I find this whole story to be false...coming from you at least..

I don't expect someone as shallow as you to understand....

 

[JTrainDavis]

Any advice on how to get a bj on the first date without having to spring for dinner or drinks? Or better yet have her buy me a steak and a few rum and diets first?
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[VOLtownUSA]

:lol:

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Any advice on how to get a bj on the first date without having to spring for dinner or drinks? Or better yet have her buy me a steak and a few rum and diets first?
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make sure she is a ho before you take her out

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Any advice on how to get a bj on the first date without having to spring for dinner or drinks? Or better yet have her buy me a steak and a few rum and diets first?
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Date a fatty. They're always so thankful.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Take her to church J, worked for some guys I knew in HS :ermm:

 

[VOLtownUSA]

They'd listen to the sermon, then give blowies in the parking lot after

 

[NochNoch]

Any advice on how to get a bj on the first date without having to spring for dinner or drinks? Or better yet have her buy me a steak and a few rum and diets first?
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If that's what you are drinking, are you sure that's pronoun you were looking for?