Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Sergeant Joker: A POWER T, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Sergeant Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Sergeant Joker: "Bama sucks", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Bama sucks" on your helmet and you wear a POWER T button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Sergeant Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is it supposed to mean?
Sergeant Joker: I don't know, sir
Pogue Colonel: You don't know very much, do you?
Sergeant Joker: No, sir
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you.
Sergeant Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Sergeant Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the superiority of the VOL fan, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Sergeant Joker: The superiority of the VOL fan. The we don't sleep with our sister thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Sergeant Joker: Tennessee, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your VOLS?
Sergeant Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Sergeant Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my VOL fans is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Bammers, because inside every Bammer there is an VOL fan trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this Bama craze blows over.
Sergeant Joker: Aye-aye, sir.