Recruiting forum off topic thread (merged)

[checkerboards09]

WL's strength is unheard of and his speed is off the charts. We need "the Llamagini".

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

No chance here. Peru leads.

 

[Glitch]

No chance here. Peru leads.

I don't think so. That rumor was put out there to increase the dromedary for when he signs with dem Vols.

 

[jcon]

Heard he was a real ladies man. He's already having baby llama drama.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Heard he was a real ladies man. He's already having baby llama drama.

Llama llama red pajamas??

 

[Falcons02]

BREAKING NEWS:

'16 RB White Llama, thought to be a heavy Tennessee lean, has just had his first baby llama with his baby llama mama Pearl White Llama.

In an interview with LACTATE Senior Llama correspondent Falcons02 White Llama was asked if being a father would hinder his commitment to playing college football.

"Hopefully, no. Pearl White Llama is not always the easiest llama to get along with... she's all about some llama drama. Now that we have a baby llama mama llama can avoid any baby mama llama drama. To help facilitate this we have hired someone to help both baby and mama llama on a day to day basis- Lorenzo Llamas."

 

[TNV]

Too tall for RB but I bet he'd make a good TE

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

White Llama has been mentored by Uncle Rico and Tina.

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

I don't think so. That rumor was put out there to increase the dromedary for when he signs with dem Vols.

at first I was like "wait, llamas don't have dromedaries?"...then I was like "oh wait, llamas are in the dromedary family...."

 

[FiremedicVOL127]

Ok not gonna lie, I've went threw this thread and laughed my a$$ off but can't make since of sh%*! Have I missed something along the way? If so, please for the love of man kind explain it to me....... Scratchin my head

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Ok not gonna lie, I've went threw this thread and laughed my a$$ off but can't make since of sh%*! Have I missed something along the way? If so, please for the love of man kind explain it to me....... Scratchin my head

What's funny about it? White Llama aint no joke...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

ESPN reporting that WL is taking an unofficial visit to BYU.

 

[volssam]

What's funny about it? White Llama aint no joke...

That's not what the song says....


Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, comedian

 

[BaldBiker]

Ok not gonna lie, I've went threw this thread and laughed my a$$ off but can't make since of sh%*! Have I missed something along the way? If so, please for the love of man kind explain it to me....... Scratchin my head

This wasn't a joke

Ok, I wasn't going to get involved but...

With his size and violent hooves, he would make a great DT. Also has the frame to put on plenty of good weight in a college S&C program. Plus, he has that great spit technique as another weapon in his arsenal.

Gotta disagree. He's too short for DT. We've passed on some really good prospects over the last two years because of their height. A 6' DT will not make it in the SEC.

But you are forgetting that he has a wide base and outstanding leverage. Plus, when he actually stands up to use his front hooves, he is at least 6'8"… Maybe more, and still keeps a very low center of gravity. Plus, don't forget the spit technique...it can literally put your eye out.

Do you even know football?

White Llama is clearly a RB. Anyone who says differently is an idiot!

Geesh! I'm glad you're not a coach.

White Llama is a RB all the way.

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

This wasn't a joke









White Llama is a RB all the way.

Spit back, IMO

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Neyland Stadium turf is scheduled to be replaced with alfalfa.

 

[engineerVOL]

Neyland Stadium turf is scheduled to be replaced with alfalfa.

Nah. Recruiting violation.

 

[overseasorange2]

Ok not gonna lie, I've went threw this thread and laughed my a$$ off but can't make since of sh%*! Have I missed something along the way? If so, please for the love of man kind explain it to me....... Scratchin my head

I have yet to crack a smile. It's corny.....:hi:

 

[Glitch]

I have yet to crack a smile. It's corny.....:hi:

You don't like White Llama's thread and he don't like you!

 

[Falcons02]

I have yet to crack a smile. It's corny.....:hi:

Thanks for the update, slick.

 

[overseasorange2]

Thanks for the update, slick.

Anytime Jack...

 

[DeusExMachina]

WL's strength is unheard of and his speed is off the charts. We need "the Llamagini".

You win this thread. That was FUNNY.

 

[rekinhavoc]

All I can think about is barbecuing this critter. How many folks will a llama feed?
Do you use a vinegar based sauce or sugar/tomato ?

 

[sigchig]

All I can think about is barbecuing this critter. How many folks will a llama feed?
Do you use a vinegar based sauce or sugar/tomato ?

InB4 Memphis sucks.

 

[BaldBiker]

All I can think about is barbecuing this critter. How many folks will a llama feed?
Do you use a vinegar based sauce or sugar/tomato ?

Are you out of you freakin' mind? Recruits read these forums. How is it going to look to the Llama family if they come on here and see that we're talking about BBQing their son. Think before you type!













































Besides, everyone knows, vinegar base is the way to go.