Truck nuts, camouflage, can of skoal, bumper sticker of that cartoon character peeing on something, a dog with unexplained scars and one eye that doesn't work, a 300 lb girlfriend who he gets in arguments with in Walmart who wears jean shorts meant for a 13 year old and more stretch marks than the octomom, has holes in all of his shirts, one dead tooth, a favorite uncle who is in prison, says "DO WHAT?" When he doesn't hear what somebody said, gets road rage when the car in front of him is only going 90, goes to car shows without showering before, asks waiters if they have Icehouse on tap then doesn't leave a tip, Tinder picture is either of his truck or him holding a fish, has a crush on his cousin, got bullied in high school even though he tried to be the bully, has a terrible tattoo on all four appendages, just googled "appendages", had his first kiss at a Jason Aldean show with a minor, has a dad that isn't in the picture but is still not proud of him, says he hates Mexicans but always goes to Soccer Taco when he's in town, starts fights at water parks, carries his piece around everywhere because it makes up for the pinky finger in his pants, need I go on? I kinda got stuck in a rabbit hole but you get the picture. Oh and says the word "Libtard" like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard