Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

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LurtzVol109 said:
Y'all I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds soaking wet, had an 8 year relationship that has left me needing to get back to school, no concept of how to date, and serving tables at the fantastic age of 26, despite being smart enough to get a 34 on my ACT back in the day. There's days I feel I might as well give up and accept I'm gonna die alone 😂😂😂
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Some dudes here would introduce you to their wives
 
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pismonque said:
Hey, when I was on the scene it was very simple. When I was interested in a hot girl, I just went up to her with a warm smile and a friendly hello and it worked every time.

Oh, and I also licked my eyebrows, so there was that too.
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I prowled around and made sounds like a velociraptor. After reading your post, I’m starting to think maybe something was off in my approach
 
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nicksjuzunk said:
I prowled around and made sounds like a velociraptor. After reading your post, I’m starting to think maybe something was off in my approach
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You mean this doesn't happen?
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ChismsHeadband said:
FYI this was on the Gators subreddit. I've been curious as to how they perceive their team, what their strengths/weaknesses are, etc.

They have a lot to be optimistic about, and rightfully so. I'll have to take some time and go through this to de-Gatorfan-ify it, look at who they're losing and who's expected to replace the pieces lost. But I figured it'd be solid opposition research worth sharing.
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Never trust an evaluation that is wall to wall improvement in every category. Clear bias
 
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Buddy’s Bandit said:
Here is one I don’t understand. It appers Kansas is getting ready to get hammered for the recruitment of Zion. So Zion ends up at Duke and I have heard nothing about Duke and this FBI investigation. Can anyone fill me in??
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Oh... it’s because after all of the financial incentive offers, he decided to turn that all down and go to Duke on the straight and narrow
 
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Tri-CitiesVol said:
That is a beautiful human female.
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Easy on the eye and talks football. Not a bad combination

My wife watched TN / FL 2001 with me as we dated. I thought I had broken the matrix and won at life.

18 years later... well, she’s an awesome woman... and I watch my football alone 😂
 
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nicksjuzunk said:
Never trust an evaluation that is wall to wall improvement in every category. Clear bias
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Volnation equivalent, after a coaching change:

Year 1: 6-6. Surely we’ll make a bowl game.

Year 2: 8-4. First recruiting class in will make a huge difference. One big upset, one bad loss.

Year 3: 11-2. Loss to Bama in regular season, revenge in SEC championship game. Loss in playoffs

Year 4: 15-0. First recruiting class are now Demi-gods. Our linear accession has peaked where we will now remain as the new dynasty.

Rinse, and repeat with new coach
 
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