Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[Catbone]

That goes for any of you... except @Catbone

If you stopping sending nudez you can feel free to contact me too

 

[WinginFlorida]

What works for me is to use Gillette Fusion razors and I actually use my girlfriends cream as it seems to work better than any of the mens creams/gels. Yes they are expensive but they last forever when just using for your head.

Yeah, after a few razors have stuck with the Pro Fusion. Works best, may look into using the wife's cream.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Someone ask Jose if the Vols will win another championship in the next 10 years

 

[butchna]

In a rare moment of agreement with you...I concur that Chaney is a great hire. I never hated him like others when he was here WITH Dooley, but even if I had, his floor is MUCH MUCH higher than any OC we've had since he left.

Barnes is an odd comparison to me, because Barnes was in a slump before we scooped him up. Chaney has been humming along with an above average offense (even at arkansas they had a decent offense that got a lot worse after him). He's even less of a risk than Barnes, IMO.

I get it, he's not the best OC ever. He has some infuriating tendencies. He's like Chavis to me. Good enough to win a NC, but can have moments where he really seems to suck. Still a top 20 OC, which is way better than a 5-7 program that's been in a slump for a long time deserves.

The comparison to Barnes was concerning the relative state of our basketball program and our OC position since...Chaney left. Never considered Barnes a “risk”. We had a program beset by NCAA violations with two of our last three HC’s and we needed the stability he represented...wins were arbitrary. Our OC position has been a running comedy and Chaney definitely is not that. Hope that cleared it up enough.

 

[NMVol]

When this thread was created originally, it was good to have a place to just talk about football in general. As it has evolved through the years it has turned into Forest Gump's box of chocolates. On this page alone we have posts about bald men shaving their heads, dogs, cats, bots and Jose Can-u-see talking alien crap after years of roid/drug abuse and baseballs bouncing off his head.

Gotta love it.

I knew the thread was broken after the bathroom tissue foray.

 

[Jimmy Football]

Someone ask Jose if the Vols will win another championship in the next 10 years

Just asked:

He said yes, but unfortunately he was talking about the Zegaphetrius Volunteers from the Cosmos Redshift 7 galaxy.

Bummer.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Just asked:

He said yes, but unfortunately he was talking about the Zegaphetrius Volunteers from the Cosmos Redshift 7 galaxy.

Bummer.

Dang! The Zegs copy us in everything!

 

[Catbone]

I think that's where butchna is originally from

 

[shoney]

Butane torch. Gotta be quick though.

It looks like that would do it. May have some scar tissue though.

 

[Vfl2407]

I know this sounds cold, but if you choose a Great Dane for a pet at her age your just asking for a hip replacement. Maybe she should go with a Yorkie?
Edit: I just found this image of a Pug, seems like a fine pet.
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I thought I made it clear that I don’t like being lifted that way

 

[SD189]

Whole life was so worried about going bald, started thinning in my late 20s (noticeably) and now I want it all gone so I don't have to shave

come on home, brother.

 

[Wadetime]

Vol Nation everywhere

 

[shoney]

When this thread was created originally, it was good to have a place to just talk about football in general. As it has evolved through the years it has turned into Forest Gump's box of chocolates. On this page alone we have posts about bald men shaving their heads, dogs, cats, bots and Jose Can-u-see talking alien crap after years of roid/drug abuse and baseballs bouncing off his head.

Gotta love it.

Well other than recruiting there's not much football stuff to talk about. I love this thread because it is so varied and funny. I could spend more time on the FB board but more than 30 minutes and I feel like this is going to happen to me.

 

[itsme]

So a shift to something more important.


Bald men, how do you get your heads slick? I've tried a few different razors & cream/gel etc. Still seem to miss spots or not get super close.

A straight razor in the barber chair is best, but I ain't exactly wanting to spend that coin every 2-3 days to maintain. Is Nair worth a look?

Been doing it for over 10 years. I shave every 2-3 days, hot shower or hot rag on my head for 1 minute, Barbasol shave cream with Aloe and a Harry's razor shaving with the grain, against always gave me razor burns and ingrown hairs, then apply shaving lotion (just switched to Harry's from Dollar Shave Club and the shave is the closest and best, IMO, that I have used). I usually just feel against the grain for Occasionally I'll go visit a buddy that just opened a barber shop in town but doing it myself is just way cheaper and better.

 

[LouderVol]

good stories

 

[butchna]

I think that's where butchna is originally from

Are you EVER not strung out anymore?

 

[VolGee4]

Now we know what posters look like our head coach and many other coaches we have had the last few years.

 

[BruinVol]

In this day and age he should be punished harshly for this imo



Patriots star Rob Gronkowski's suggestive remark to female reporter draws backlash

 

[WinginFlorida]

Just asked:

He said yes, but unfortunately he was talking about the Zegaphetrius Volunteers from the Cosmos Redshift 7 galaxy.

Bummer.

Canseco is an idiot.

He should know the Collective Bargaining Agreement for the Cosmos Redshift 7 is expiring next month. Experts expect it will take until Stardate 6218.8 before they come to terms on a new CBA.

 

[Catbone]

Are you EVER not strung out anymore?

Wat

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Why! Why! Why! Someone ban Fingerpaint from the internet! I’m about tired of seeing his stupid crayon work on all of these recruits twitter feeds!

 

[MoCo_Vol]

In this day and age he should be punished harshly for this imo



Patriots star Rob Gronkowski's suggestive remark to female reporter draws backlash

Suspended for next game!!!

 

[SouthKnoxVOL]

Tino Sunseri heading to Bama.

 

[drvenner]

Just asked:

He said yes, but unfortunately he was talking about the Zegaphetrius Volunteers from the Cosmos Redshift 7 galaxy.

Bummer.

That's a pretty bold prediction. That Cosmic Redshift 7 division is legit.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Tino Sunseri heading to Bama.

Wtf.... he is one of our best recruiters....