Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Jackcrevol]

@TheRain working on the wally mammoth, the thylacine and the dodo

Read they are messing around with Orc blood.

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I bet the thought of cutting ties and walking straight out the door went through his mind when they started that stuff. . .

100%

 

[DeepPurpleFloyd]

I bet the thought of cutting ties and walking straight out the door went through his mind when they started that stuff. . .

How quickly can I f*** this all up and get my big buyout like Jimbo?

 

[jave36]

That's a huge jump from high school to samford for 5 years to the SEC. I wouldn't be excited about that hire.

 

[LaagerVol]

Ummm, only thing I have to say about that is politically incorrect

 

[LaagerVol]

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Lol so true

 

[Vfl2407]

Stupidest and cringiest thing I’ve ever seen affiliated with a college athletic program.

I used to think calling the Hogs was an embarrassment to the SEC. But this beats that by a mile. Geez.

 

[Aesius]

Kick them out of the SEC ASAP.

 

[WesTnVol]

After reading the article, they aren't “de-extincting” dire wolves. They are genetically modifying grey wolves to phenotypically resemble what they think dire wolves looked like.

This is not a dire wolf. It’s a GMO wolf. Clever marketing I guess

Sorta like this island I heard about, were they use insect larva to bring back T-Rex

 

[jave36]

What a dunk

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

I’d like to see the sabertooth tiger in my lifetime. And a wooly mammoth

Ask @InVOLuntary or @BaldBiker about being chased up a tree by a saber tooth… would have been bad if I hadn’t just happened to be riding by on a rental woolly mammoth that we were talking about buying for a business venture.

 

[BDB88]

What was the final verdict with Ricky Gibson? He still intending on entering the portal or did it get worked out? I’m know this has probably been discussed at length but I clearly missed it and haven’t been able to find any post on it.

 

[jave36]

How does uf go on these streaks every where they throw up absolute junk and it goes in? Never seen a team make so many I'll advised shots

 

[Jackcrevol]

What was the final verdict with Ricky Gibson? He still intending on entering the portal or did it get worked out? I’m know this has probably been discussed at length but I clearly missed it and haven’t been able to find any post on it.

yes!!

 

[MarcoVol]

Florida shook right now

 

[SoilVol]

You just KNOW Rick Barnes and Kelvin Sampson had a long facetime discussing how to shut Florida down.

 

[GoBigOrange86]

How was that goaltending not called?

 

[Volnut]

5 point swing on the blown goaltend call.

 

[Weezer]

How to tell if someone has been to jail. . .

Exhibit A: they crush their ramen noodles and eat them raw, like potato chips.

Did he make you his b!@#$ right after? That's probably another way to tell if he's been to jail.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Sorta like this island I heard about, were they use insect larva to bring back T-Rex

I was invited by a billionaire to tour the park when they first made it. I was with some chick who was trying to sleep with me, but we ended up having to babysit the grandkids. . .

 

[SergeantVol]

After reading the article, they aren't “de-extincting” dire wolves. They are genetically modifying grey wolves to phenotypically resemble what they think dire wolves looked like.

This is not a dire wolf. It’s a GMO wolf. Clever marketing I guess

That’s the same plan they have for bringing back wooly mammoths.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Did he make you his b!@#$ right after? That's probably another way to tell if he's been to jail.

I'm sorry you experienced that. . . explains a lot. . .

 

[SergeantVol]

Read they are messing around with Orc blood.

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Not the pale orc!

 

[Jackcrevol]

After reading the article, they aren't “de-extincting” dire wolves. They are genetically modifying grey wolves to phenotypically resemble what they think dire wolves looked like.

This is not a dire wolf. It’s a GMO wolf. Clever marketing I guess

i wondered. sounds like a new species

 

[Volnut]

As a Gator hater, I'm uncomfortable with a 3-point Houston lead at the half when they were dominant.