Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[TN-POSSUM]

This is just a lie. And hurtful. And a damn lie.

Possums are mean and deceitful creatures.

FALSE.



FACT: Yetis love corn cobs and are willing to kill for them. They will trick the dumbest of the woodland realm to get their lips around a cob. It's a sickness and you should get help. (psychiatric help, not coonhog help)

 

[Weezer]

the high heels are real too

I don't judge you for dressing like a woman. You do you.

 

[UTSuave’]

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[Enki_Amenra]

There is no fake hair on my hairy body. I am a 100% Yeti.

 

[Weezer]

FALSE.



FACT: Yetis love corn cobs and are willing to kill for them. They will trick the dumbest of the woodland realm to get their lips around a cob. It's a sickness and you should get help. (psychiatric help, not coonhog help)

Proving my point that possums are mean and deceitful creatures.

I prefer my corn off the cob and buttered. Sucking on cobs sounds like a possum perversion, but I don't judge.

 

[WesTnVol]

I used to really enjoy going to Gatlinberg back in the 70's and 80's. But it just isn't the same any more to me because it has lost much of its local roots from all the arts and crafts folks etc who were pushed out to make room for many corporate chain businesses etc. We still go at least once a year but pick our spots carefully.

Do you remember a place called The Burning Bush? I think it was just past light 10. I took my wife there one night. Lady in an evening gown was playing a harp. That should’ve been my first clue, stupid expensive and really small portions

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Do you remember a place called The Burning Bush? I think it was just past light 10. I took my wife there one night. Lady in an evening gown was playing a harp. That should’ve been my first clue, stupid expensive and really small portions

I remember that place, I never went, but remember it was basically the last building before you go into the park.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I don't judge you for dressing like a woman. You do you.

riiiiiight

 

[UpstateVol613]

 

[Weezer]

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Why do people keep posting obvious Sasquatch pictures as if they were Yetis?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Weezer]

Do you remember a place called The Burning Bush? I think it was just past light 10. I took my wife there one night. Lady in an evening gown was playing a harp. That should’ve been my first clue, stupid expensive and really small portions

I tend to avoid burning bushes, so I won't need the ointment. And some of those burning bushes will give you something even ointment can't help.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I tend to avoid burning bushes, so I won't need the ointment. And some of those burning bushes will give you something even ointment can't help.

 

[screenthis]

Why do people keep posting obvious Sasquatch pictures as if they were Yetis?

...off to Google Sasquatch vs. Yeti.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Proving my point that possums are mean and deceitful creatures.

I prefer my corn off the cob and buttered. Sucking on cobs sounds like a possum perversion, but I don't judge.

ERRONEOUS ON BOTH COUNTS!!!




*All I know is you better keep your greasy yeti lips away from my corn cob!!!

 

[Weezer]

I wouldn't say tons.

But some do consider Yetis to be chick magnets.

 

[JCVol00]

Man it really sucks for DK. You know he has to feel shunned in the locker room now, especially if the coaching staff favors bronny over him. I hope he gets traded to a team that will actually play him

 

[Weezer]

ERRONEOUS ON BOTH COUNTS!!!




*All I know is you better keep your greasy yeti lips away from my corn cob!!!
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You shouldn't post your fake possum smut on VN.

No judgement.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I wouldn't say tons.

But some do consider Yetis to be chick magnets.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I wouldn't say tons.

But some do consider Yetis to be chick magnets.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Oof

 

[GoBigOrange86]

Terrible start for Tennessee. Down 6-0 early.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

6-35

 

[Enki_Amenra]

coach Barnes & the bench dressed like Johnny Cash