Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[BigSteve09]

1K lower level easily

I think it would break all ticket records

 

[CAVPUT]

It is my choice to believe this to be true

I have not stopped laughing.

 

[Glitch]

Looks like @Glitch & Sally are working together now.

I have embraced the AI overlords and am excited for my role as one of their most pampered pet humans.

 

[CAVPUT]

Didn't think the portal was open yet. How does this happen?

 

[CAVPUT]

Seems that way. Reading that Syracuse is in the mix now.

Yep. With them on our schedule that's where he ends up. Wonder if he will be able to give them a solid scouting report?

 

[hotcypress]

Feels like insiders (JAllen, Callahan, VQ) are trying to set our expectations for a QB low (low level QB1, underclassman QB2 with potential). I hope it's just a ruse to prevent anyone from accusing us explicitly of tampering, but I'm not optimistic. The Spring Portal is a terrible time to find truly gamechanging players, expecially at QB where teams lock up their 1s and 2s before New Years.

 

[volbeast33]

money ain't always greener on th.........well, something like that.

Poor evaluations. The majority were misses by our staff.

 

[Jackcrevol]

How would you know? We may have better than those. They've been overthrown consistently for the past 2 years.

I was just being consistent about my WR whining. We prob do have those on campus, lol.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

One nimble Possum

In the marsupial world, there is no off-season

 

[Weezer]

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Pictures don't lie, Mr. Yeti.

That looks nothing like me!! FFS, that's Grimace from McDonald's.

 

[Weezer]

And it keeps getting worse for @Weezer ...
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Again, Grimace. Not me.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Welp, that one makes me angry at some dog owners. But that last one, poor guy neeeded to just go on home.

To say nothing of the massively irresponsible deer owner.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

That looks nothing like me!! FFS, that's Grimace from McDonald's.

I really don't see the difference. Two purple stuffed animals with no dix.

 

[Weezer]

I really don't see the difference. Two purple stuffed animals with no dix.

Are you still mad because I said you look like a serial killer?

 

[pierce60]

The risk you run of bringing in a top flight QB1 is that Merk or GMac might say “see you later” and you definitely don’t want that, especially if that player has more than 1 year of eligibility. Also, guaranteed starter when you walk in the door has not been Heupel’s SOP, so I don’t think that’s what he will do now.

I think the coaches saw enough from the other QBs this Spring to feel confident and want a solid depth piece to go with them.

Therefore, I HOPE we get a big time QB1, but I don’t expect it.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I have embraced the AI overlords and am excited for my role as one of their most pampered pet humans.

It's good to get in on the ground floor,

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I was just being consistent about my WR whining. We prob do have those on campus, lol.

 

[Glitch]

It's good to get in on the ground floor,

Maybe they will let me turn the spit that they roast @Weezer on.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

View attachment 735549In the marsupial world, there is no off-season

If you want a break, just play dead. Is that like calling in sick?

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Feels like insiders (JAllen, Callahan, VQ) are trying to set our expectations for a QB low (low level QB1, underclassman QB2 with potential). I hope it's just a ruse to prevent anyone from accusing us explicitly of tampering, but I'm not optimistic. The Spring Portal is a terrible time to find truly gamechanging players, expecially at QB where teams lock up their 1s and 2s before New Years.

Ehh...questionable.

 

[Weezer]

I have contacted the ASPCA and PETA regarding @Glitch 's inhumane treatment of felines and Yetis and other small animals he uses for perverse sexual pleasure. They will be pursuing him.

 

[orange parmejohn]

The risk you run of bringing in a top flight QB1 is that Merk or GMac might say “see you later” and you definitely don’t want that, especially if that player has more than 1 year of eligibility. Also, guaranteed starter when you walk in the door has not been Heupel’s SOP, so I don’t think that’s what he will do now.

I think the coaches saw enough from the other QBs this Spring to feel confident and want a solid depth piece to go with them.

Therefore, I HOPE we get a big time QB1, but I don’t expect it.

I wouldn’t be surprised either way but they would be wise to write a check for the best QB possible.

 

[KB5252]

Any recommendations for urinal mints? All the ones I've come across have been nasty!

 

[KB5252]

I have contacted the ASPCA and PETA regarding @Glitch 's inhumane treatment of felines and Yetis and other small animals he uses for perverse sexual pleasure. They will be pursuing him.

The animals or ASPCA?

 

[Orange.]

When your lowest low gets revised lower.

I think Big Nick ridiculously started with what they were asking of Tennessee. But even Nico's current 2.3 was likely too much for TU. Maybe they would have come up with a million or a hair over. Their starter is suspended, so they are in a vulnerable position. But the door is shut now.