Reasons we gon whip dey azz: NC State

[nicksjuzunk]

1. Davey Emerson a shorty. Hunter gon Grow peanuts on his head

2. McCullers hongry. He ain't eaten for awhile. He gon eat some skinny lineman like Cheetos

3. Glennoneeed ain't no real quarterback. Peyton was just bee'n nice and told him to throw a lot against Tennessee... Sucker.

4. Tommy obrien ain't got no colored pants.

5. Wolves is colored blind. They can't see orange and red differnt.

6. Rayon Neal stronger den they pansy lineman. He gon break dey jawz runnin over em

7. Tyler bray could throw more yards wit golf balls and beer bottles ridin a jet ski then glennonwerd could against my dang pop Warner team

8. Dey red is ugly as a bammer in Jorts

9. Devrin faster than a greased monkey on a banana slide

10. We done got more swag then a pickled lemon got sour

 

[Donvolson]

Insightful, with a high hilarity ranking

 

[SandoVOL]

This will be a quality gameday tradition each week.

 

[1world1love]

Nice. Although I think that jorts is more of a Florida thing. Bama fans usually go for the overalls with a wife-beater underneath.

 

[VolAce]

We will win because you posted all of this stuff with your "Three Wolves One Moon" avatar. The mythical powers will prevail!

 

[volfan6782]

You forgot Reason 11 Dooley's glorious hair.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Nice. Although I think that jorts is more of a Florida thing. Bama fans usually go for the overalls with a wife-beater underneath.

Jorts is a flordih fashon but culd you see how ugly id be ona bammer?

 

[jspvol76]

Sentimore will spook Glennon from the get go with his crazy eyes.

 

[1world1love]

Jorts is a flordih fashon but culd you see how ugly id be ona bammer?

I'd rather not.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Nice. Although I think that jorts is more of a Florida thing. Bama fans usually go for the overalls with a wife-beater underneath.

I think Bammar fans just go with the overalls sans the wifebeater. They do like to top the overalls off though with the houndstooth hat. Thinks it makes them look plum citified.

 

[tfannon]

Laughed so hard I may need to change my britches.

 

[kbutler]

Nice. Although I think that jorts is more of a Florida thing. Bama fans usually go for the overalls with a wife-beater underneath.

I agree about Florida, but when I think about alabubba I think more of shirtless fat guy p90x "before" pictures. Except with fewer teef.

 

[Z06Vol]

7. Tyler bray could throw more yards wit golf balls and beer bottles ridin a jet ski then glennonwerd could against my dang pop Warner team

lol:

 

[Vol_Doc]

+1 for the OP. An additional +1 for the avatar!

 

[berryvol]

Awesome. Just awesome

 

[BigOrangeloV]

Nice! GBO!

 

[VolOnTheBayou]

Post of the year for sure

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

lol:

I agree that was the best one on the list!!lol:

 

[ACvol3]

Anybofy got the OG Georgia thread like this one?

 

[PureVol]

Well done OP

 

[PureVol]

Anybofy got the OG Georgia thread like this one?

I'm sure its pretty easy to find if you just search "whip they" or something like that

 

[General Jack]

Needs to become a tradition. Surprised it didn't after georgia last year.

The 3 wolf thing has me a bit worried though, seems like good karma for NCSt.

 

[BerryRocksYourTop]

Why we will win? Rod Wilks.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Ima do it again fer georgie state nex week.