Random Thoughts XXXIII

[wildnkrazykat]

Good morning

 

[rmsmith]

morning jhen, g'night jhen. lol

 

[rmsmith]

morning kat, g'night kat.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Not to mention the missed horse collar 3-4 plays earlier. That P.I. couldn't have been more obvious.

Let them play. The horse collar was far from violent and a good no call

 

[Orangeslice13]

8188 where ya at!?!

Come out and play.

 

[SDV]

Faith learned how to crawl out of her crib last night for the first time. Smh

 

[FLVOL_79]

I'm ready for the disprove Santa but not God debate!!

:furious3::realmad::gun::machgun::bash:unch_bag:

 

[Orangeslice13]

Damn it!!
I caught the wrong fish.

Should I throw him back or keep him?

 

[SDV]

Damn it!!
I caught the wrong fish.

Should I throw him back or keep him?

Catch and Release bruh

 

[jhen713]

morning jhen, g'night jhen. lol

:hi:good morning for sleeping, that's for sure.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I don't know. This one has some potential.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Faith learned how to crawl out of her crib last night for the first time. Smh

Time to install barbed wire.

 

[jhen713]

Screw down all the windows.

 

[SDV]

Time to install barbed wire.

no kidding. It cracked us up though, we heard her crying and looked at the monitor and she was walking around her room haha

 

[wildnkrazykat]

no kidding. It cracked us up though, we heard her crying and looked at the monitor and she was walking around her room haha

Laugh now. She'll be sneaking out of the house next

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Love the pseudo-drama surrounding the McCarron ladies this morning.

 

[SDV]

Laugh now. She'll be sneaking out of the house next

I'm already having nightmares about when she is a teenager

 

[theFallGuy]

I don't know. This one has some potential.

slice him up, burn his flesh, grind up his bones, and then feed the remains to wild dogs.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Well work has been interesting for me these past few weeks.

About a few weeks ago i was on my lunch break hanging out in front of the store watching videos on youtube on my iphone and i was leaning against the wall just chilling and all the sudden here comes this girl that i work with and she has been flirting with me and she walks up to me with a shopping cart and starts squishing my legs with the cart and she says "I have a question for you while i squish you with this cart" i said "Okay,shoot " then she asked me how long is Chik Fil A open and i told her that they close at 10pm and she said thank you as she walked back inside.

The about two weeks ago i had to go back to my work to pick up a Gallon of Milk at 10pm and the same girl that attacked me with the shopping cart gives me this funny look and says "What the heck are you doing here" ? and i told her i was getting a gallon of milk and she walked over to me and said "You ran out of milk didn't you" ? I said yep and after i paid for my milk and finished talking to a couple of my friends the girl starts chasing me around the store with a broom.

What do you guys think about that ?

Tl;DR so stfu and gtfo thank u very much

 

[jhen713]

I'm already having nightmares about when she is a teenager

I have a bedroom in the basement with no windows and a bathroom off of it. It will become Nat's new room when she turns 14. I"ll let her out when I think she's ready.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Why do women always talk at the beginning of ball games and good shows like Justified.

 

[BadJerry20]

Justified time beeches!

 

[Catbone]

Oh my God I just dutch ovened myself in bed. By far the best one ive had yet. Its such an awful thing but I can't seem to get my nose out from under the covers.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Oh my God I just dutch ovened myself in bed. By far the best one ive had yet. Its such an awful thing but I can't seem to get my nose out from under the covers.

You can't beat friendly fire with a fart.

 

[jhen713]

What's that smell?:unsure: