Random Thoughts XXXIII

[hmanvolfan]

Go to an Italian specialty market and get some real buffalo milk fresh mozzarella. Boom!

In my best Johnny Carson voice - I did not know they had buffaloes in Italy.

 

[apevol]

In my best Johnny Carson voice - I did not know they had buffaloes in Italy.

i sat in a wet chair and my azz goy wet

 

[hmanvolfan]

i sat in a wet chair and my azz goy wet

How in the hell could that happen?

 

[apevol]

How in the hell could that happen?

apparently it was raining.

 

[joevol33]

apparently it was raining.

I sat on my wet tailgate today and done the same.

 

[Tin Man]

My butt is dry. Older 'n' wiser. :yes:

 

[joevol33]

My butt is dry. Older 'n' wiser. :yes:

Too much monkey butt?😜

 

[hmanvolfan]

Spider monkey butt.

 

[joevol33]

Spider monkey butt.

Exactly

 

[Toujours Pret]

I laid a career best fart today. It seems that steamers and Narragansett are a great recipe.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I laid a career best fart today. It seems that steamers and Narragansett are a great recipe.

My best of all time was the first year I was married. I cut loose in the grocery store then quietly left the aisle. I came back a few minutes later and it was still lingering. There was a mom checking her baby to see if it was her. It was a proud moment for me. My wife wasn't amused though.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sometimes wives don't understand the hilarity of good humor.

 

[Tin Man]

What's with this spider monkey shizzle, hmm?

 

[joevol33]

What's with this spider monkey shizzle, hmm?

It would scare most people if they knew!

 

[joevol33]

Just beware that Spidermonkey rules the world!

 

[Tin Man]

Spider monkeys got nothin' on golden lion tamarins.

 

[Behr]

Spider monkey would make that one his bich. He would whoop DAT ass like only a spider monkey would.

 

[joevol33]

Spider monkey would make that one his bich. He would whoop DAT ass like only a spider monkey would.

This!

 

[malinoisvol]

Cheetah rules!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Winners never cheet and cheetahs never win.

 

[joevol33]

Winners never cheet and cheetahs never win.

True

 

[joevol33]

I prefer turkey sammich over ham.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I prefer turkey sammich over ham.

Yup

 

[Behr]

Winners never cheet and cheetahs never win.

Well, the buzz from the bees is the leopards are in a bit of a spot, the cheetahs never prosper and the elephants were told to forget, but they can't.

 

[malinoisvol]

Okay. I should have specified which cheetah...lol