Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Baby Oil's one of those cute little posters that think posting in the zone makes him a zoner. He hasn't learned it's a state of mind.

I think that membership is contingent upon being able to tolerate the other's BO.

I'm fine with just being a zone buster.

 

[joevol33]

I'll trade problems with you.

How bout we just both go on vacation?!

 

[joevol33]

28 days till mine.

Should I pack lite?

 

[Weezer]

Should I pack lite?

Jerry plans on packing tight. He's gonna fill that trunk up.

 

[joevol33]

Jerry plans on packing tight. He's gonna fill that trunk up.

Maybe I should let ape go with him this time!

 

[Weezer]

Maybe I should let ape go with him this time!

Spoiler

Shank! x2

 

[joevol33]

Spoiler

Shank! x2

Dangit!

 

[joevol33]

Ever work with "that guy" who knows everything? Or thinks he does? The more he talks the dumber he makes himself sound.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Ever work with "that guy" who knows everything? Or thinks he does? The more he talks the dinner he makes himself sound.

Ive worked with several guys who sold the encyclopedias because it turned out they knew everything.

 

[Weezer]

Ever work with "that guy" who knows everything? Or thinks he does? The more he talks the dumber he makes himself sound.

Is your last name Donner? Why you turning guys into dinner?

 

[joevol33]

Is your last name Donner? Why you turning guys into dinner?

I fixed it!

 

[Toujours Pret]

.

 

[Wickerhead]

Ever work with "that guy" who knows everything? Or thinks he does? The more he talks the dumber he makes himself sound.

Yes I know somebody like this. If he was a woman they would have to get up early to have time to put makeup on two faces. I hate the bastard and it was all I could do to keep from going off on him. I think you know what I mean.

 

[Wickerhead]

Wicker may or may not be mad.

 

[Wickerhead]

It's a shame that some Beagles have to live with such bad owners. Especially the ones that live with one handed welders.

 

[joevol33]

Wicker may or may not be mad.

Oh boy! Count to ten not gonna work?

 

[Wickerhead]

Oh boy! Count to ten not gonna work?

Not this time. I don't work with the bastard but I know where he hangs out.

 

[joevol33]

Not this time. I don't work with the bastard but I know where he hangs out.

I rarely get angry, but when I do its hard to let go!

 

[Wickerhead]

I rarely get angry, but when I do its hard to let go!

It really takes a lot to piss me off. But some can push your buttons real quick.

 

[Toujours Pret]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

Garbanzo beans arent offensive to feminists.

 

[Wickerhead]

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

One is a bean and the other is a pea. I got dis!

 

[joevol33]

A bean is a bean, and a pea is a pea.

 

[Toujours Pret]

 

[Wickerhead]

Stopping by to pick up the rest of my things. I'm out