Random Thoughts XXXIII

[apevol]

I hate solitaire.

You're playing against the Devil...

 

[joevol33]

You're playing against the Devil...

Haha, I'm on lite duty at work which is sitting in the office. I figured it would pass time, but its ticking me off.

 

[Weezer]

Please forum merge with Pub. This forum is now unable to support independent life or thought.

 

[joevol33]

Please forum merge with Pub. This forum is now unable to support independent life or thought.

Oh, bite me!

 

[Weezer]

Oh, bite me!

Don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. Also, I may or may not have been exposed to rabies.

 

[joevol33]

Don't hold back. Tell me how you really feel. Also, I may or may not have been exposed to rabies.

Ok, you asked for it! Sometimes I feel sad when I think I have to pee, but not much comes out.

 

[Weezer]

Ok, you asked for it! Sometimes I feel sad when I think I have to pee, but not much comes out.

Don't we all? What's worse is when you convince yourself if you sit on the toilet the pee will magically appear, then you realize, "I'm a dude, and I'm squatting to pee." Rough times, bro, rough times....

 

[joevol33]

Don't we all? What's worse is when you convince yourself if you sit on the toilet the pee will magically appear, then you realize, "I'm a dude, and I'm squatting to pee." Rough times, bro, rough times....

Yes they are!

 

[apevol]

You gotta dip the ol' wick in warm water.

 

[joevol33]

You gotta dip the ol' wick in warm water.

You peeing on stuff again?

 

[joevol33]

If I had a dollar for every dollar I've ever earned, I'd have some money.

 

[Weezer]

If I had a dollar for every dollar I've ever earned, I'd have some money.

No, you'd have just spent twice as much in your life. Law of Economics, married men will never have money, especially if they have kids.

 

[joevol33]

No, you'd have just spent twice as much in your life. Law of Economics, married men will never have money, especially if they have kids.

Good point.

 

[malinoisvol]

No, you'd have just spent twice as much in your life. Law of Economics, married men will never have money, especially if they have kids.

But, their wives will.

 

[rmsmith]

No, you'd have just spent twice as much in your life. Law of Economics, married men will never have money, especially if they have kids.

divorced men will have even less

 

[joevol33]

divorced men will have even less

Boom

 

[joevol33]

I try to be a nice guy, but sometimes I think its time for some tough love, and hurt some feelings. The world is getting soft.

 

[BadJerry20]

I try to be a nice guy, but sometimes I think its time for some tough love, and hurt some feelings. The world is getting soft.

Shank

 

[joevol33]

Shank

Dangit.

 

[Wickerhead]

Howdy

 

[joevol33]

Howdy

Yep.

 

[Wickerhead]

Wtf?

 

[BadJerry20]

Wtf?

What up Wicker?

 

[BadJerry20]

Wtf?

He's confused from all the shanking

 

[Wickerhead]

He's confused from all the shanking

I said something to you that got deleted. I'm confused about life in general. Text me bro?