Random Thoughts XXXIII

[malinoisvol]

I emailed you awhile back. You never responded.

Weezer! I checked and checked. I'll check again.

Nice to see you back, you old...

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Do twin babies require 18 months to be born? Since this is the random thoughts thread I thought I would bring that up.

 

[joevol33]

Do twin babies require 18 months to be born? Since this is the random thoughts thread I thought I would bring that up.

Or, what if a woman has triplets and breast feeds? Which baby goes hungry? (My 10 year old daughter actually asked my wife this question the other day).

 

[heartvols]

Do twin babies require 18 months to be born? Since this is the random thoughts thread I thought I would bring that up.

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Since this is the random thoughts thread I thought I would bring that up.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Since this is the random thoughts thread I thought I would bring that up.

I was thrown into a ceiling fan by my oldest cousin. Fan still has a wobble to this day. Ahhhhhh the memories......or lack thereof.

 

[heartvols]

I was thrown into a ceiling fan by my oldest cousin. Fan still has a wobble to this day. Ahhhhhh the memories......or lack thereof.

Tell your cousin there is a much easier way to turn on the ceiling fan.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Tell your cousin there is a much easier way to turn on the ceiling fan.

I was the remote ......before remotes.

 

[malinoisvol]

Or, what if a woman has triplets and breast feeds? Which baby goes hungry? (My 10 year old daughter actually asked my wife this question the other day).

Pondering. Hmmm...

 

[Orangeslice13]

Weezer! I checked and checked. I'll check again.

Nice to see you back, you old...

It's alway better to see weez's back instead of his face.

 

[Weezer]

It's alway better to see weez's back instead of his face.

You only like seeing my back because you take it as an opportunity to try and mount me. How many times do I have to tell you, no means no.


Unless it means maybe.

 

[joevol33]

You only like seeing my back because you take it as an opportunity to try and mount me. How many times do I have to tell you, no means no.


Unless it means maybe.

Max doesn't take no for an answer.

 

[Weezer]

Max doesn't take no for an answer.

Sounds like you speak from personal experience.

 

[joevol33]

Sounds like you speak from personal experience.

That supposed to be a secret.

 

[Toujours Pret]

People don't understand that me asking "How's the kids" is just being polite, and a few quick sentences is all I really care to hear, not a day by day biography of the last 4 months?

 

[hmanvolfan]

People don't understand that me asking "How's the kids" is just being polite, and a few quick sentences is all I really care to hear, not a day by day biography of the last 4 months?

I usually just walk away mid monologue.

 

[Behr]

You do not.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Uh huh.

 

[joevol33]

Uh huh.

How rude! I agree though.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Ice cream joint opened up for the year, time to become a fatass again

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ice cream joint opened up for the year, time to become a fatass again

Which one?!?!

 

[joevol33]

I had a McDonald's ice cream yesterday. They aint what they used to be.

 

[joevol33]

I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[Weezer]

If your plan was to kill this place, you did so quite well. Kudos to the new king of the endzone.

 

[joevol33]

If your plan was to kill this place, you did so quite well. Kudos to the new king of the endzone.

I'm just trying to draw you back out!! You know you love me Weezer.

 

[Weezer]

I'm just trying to draw you back out!! You know you love me Weezer.

I'm never hard to find. You just have to kick over the right stones.