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joevol33 said:
I think a stomach virus is a good way to lose weight. I've probably lost 5 lbs in the last 24 hours. I wonder if I could bottle the virus and put it on the market?
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Try colitis. It's like a stomach virus on Barry Bonds' level steroids. Had it several years ago. I weighed right around 330lbs at the time. When all was said and done, I was at 250lbs. Now I'm around 230-235lbs. I had bloated back up to around 270 at one point because of my cirrhosis, but that was mainly water weight caused by fluid surrounding my liver. Weird to think I used to be around 100lbs heavier.
 
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Volz4lif3 said:
Tired of these numbskulls talking bout Memphis.. I get it Memphis is Memphis but damn only us from Memphis truely understands Memphis...
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Things I know about Memphis:

1) Beale Street is fun, but not as fun as Bourbon Street in NOLA.

2) The BBQ fawkin rocks!

3) Everytime I watch The First 48, one of the cases is a Memphis homicide.
 
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Weezer said:
Try colitis. It's like a stomach virus on Barry Bonds' level steroids. Had it several years ago. I weighed right around 330lbs at the time. When all was said and done, I was at 250lbs. Now I'm around 230-235lbs. I had bloated back up to around 270 at one point because of my cirrhosis, but that was mainly water weight caused by fluid surrounding my liver. Weird to think I used to be around 100lbs heavier.
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Weight gain during sickness like that is awful. My wife has been on steroids for about 3 years and its cause her to get bigger. She was like 120lbs before she got sick and had to take that stuff.
 
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Weezer said:
Things I know about Memphis:

1) Beale Street is fun, but not as fun as Bourbon Street in NOLA.

2) The BBQ fawkin rocks!

3) Everytime I watch The First 48, one of the cases is a Memphis homicide.
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Well.. That's bout it.. But let me tell ya this even though everyone thinks Memphis sucks to which I agree.. But us Memphians are only allowed to trash our city and if anyone else does by damn we gonna fight dammit..
 
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Weezer said:
Try colitis. It's like a stomach virus on Barry Bonds' level steroids. Had it several years ago. I weighed right around 330lbs at the time. When all was said and done, I was at 250lbs. Now I'm around 230-235lbs. I had bloated back up to around 270 at one point because of my cirrhosis, but that was mainly water weight caused by fluid surrounding my liver. Weird to think I used to be around 100lbs heavier.
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Has slice seen this?
Weez is less fluffy
 
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I still got a bit of fluff left in me. At 332lbs, I was fat. At 235lbs, I'm fluffy.
 
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I am the Dalai Lama. I hold no hate in my heart. Ronaldo, what has led you to think I hate my fellow zone brothers and sisters? Has someone planted within you a seed of doubt? Beware false prophets. They will lead you down a path to bad karma.
 
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Weezer said:
I am the Dalai Lama. I hold no hate in my heart. Ronaldo, what has led you to think I hate my fellow zone brothers and sisters? Has someone planted within you a seed of doubt? Beware false prophets. They will lead you down a path to bad karma.
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Then accept our invitation.
 
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