A guy walks into his doctor, and says "Doc, you've gotta help me! I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home'!
The doctor does some tests, and says "Well, it appears you've come down with Tom Jones syndrome"
So the guy asks "How did I get that, Is it a rare disorder?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual"
Thanks folks, be sure to tip your servers. I'll be in Schenectady on Thursday!