Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Weezer]

As Weezer and I discussed Kate Upton I wondered who other people's enchanted beaver may be.

List them below.

Kate Upton

How did I miss this post earlier??!

Miranda Kerr

She's popped out a kid, but I'd still love to pet her enchanted beaver.

Allessandra Ambrosio

Also popped out a kid, but like Miranda, hot as hell imo.

Maybe I just have a thing for Victoria's Secret models.

 

[Weezer]

Would it be sacrilege to ask them to keep the wings on?

 

[Weezer]

Non Victoria's Secret model, Julianne Hough. She's been a singer, an actress, but most notably a dancer. Dancer's have awesome bodies.

 

[Weezer]

And I can't forget Scarlett Johansson. If I could get her to role play as the Black Widow for me..... my inner geek would explode prematurely.

 

[joevol33]

Now would be a good time for the previously mentioned "Burn this ***** down" gif. Just sayin'.

Wonder if Joe has anything worth looting?

Only if your into fishing. My kids have a bunch of Barbie's I'd let you steal!

 

[Weezer]

Only if your into fishing. My kids have a bunch of Barbie's I'd let you steal!

That's horrible that you're encouraging people to steal your children's toys. You should be ashamed. I'd be checking out the TV, the computer, the toaster(who doesn't need a good toaster?). Looking for any cash or Playboys hidden under the mattress. I'm thorough in my looting.

 

[joevol33]

That's horrible that you're encouraging people to steal your children's toys. You should be ashamed. I'd be checking out the TV, the computer, the toaster(who doesn't need a good toaster?). Looking for any cash or Playboys hidden under the mattress. I'm thorough in my looting.

Well, only because there's like 100 Barbie's. Just got a new TV so there's that. I have a good toaster and a toaster oven!

 

[joevol33]

If the monkey's name is who, then who is the monkey's name.

 

[hmanvolfan]

You bassturds have taken this place to hell in a handbasket.

 

[jhen713]

At least it's headed somewhere.

 

[Weezer]

Ron and I tried to bring some life back to this damn corpse, but some of you never made it to the party.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron and I tried to bring some life back to this damn corpse, but some of you never made it to the party.

dey skeered

 

[Volz4lif3]

I'm here now!

 

[Volz4lif3]

LBB always makes me lulz..

 

[Volz4lif3]

That gif is like the Bat Symbol to Zoners.

Zone unite

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Boom

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Volz4lif3]

That's right..

 

[Weezer]

Souce sighting earlier. Ron, please drag his ass back here.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Weezy ramblings bringin the zone back to life?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Coglans law #148. Take out the dead, they stink up the place.

 

[Weezer]

To think, I used to be the quiet one in the corner watching everyone else do all the work.

 

[hmanvolfan]

You can stfu again whenever you ready.

 

[joevol33]

To think, I used to be the quiet one in the corner watching everyone else do all the work.

Well I liked this and now you've been quite.

 

[jhen713]

To think, I used to be the quiet one in the corner watching everyone else do all the work.

Nobody puts Weezer in a corner.