Random Thoughts XXXIII

[The Ron Mexico]

Riddle me this, General Ronaldo. Why does Santa have no children?

He's too fat to ****.

you're welcome.

 

[joevol33]

He's too fat to ****.

you're welcome.

How do you know the elves are not his illegitimate children?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

As Weezer and I discussed Kate Upton I wondered who other people's enchanted beaver may be.

List them below.

Kate Upton

 

[Weezer]

Santa comes but once a year, and it's down a chimney.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How do you know the elves are not his illegitimate children?

Because I personally know Santa Claus you arrogant POS.

Now, go post in the Enchanted Beaver thread.

 

[Weezer]

Because I personally know Santa Claus you arrogant POS.

Now, go post in the Enchanted Beaver thread.

Allow me to translate.


stfu and gtfo. The big boys are doin' some work.

 

[joevol33]

Because I personally know Santa Claus you arrogant POS.

Now, go post in the Enchanted Beaver thread.

My bad, my bad. I knew not you were Santa's sidekick.

 

[vol_in_ar]

TRM interned with the elves, he wanted to be a dentist

 

[joevol33]

Allow me to translate.


stfu and gtfo. The big boys are doin' some work.

Sadly I must, work calleth.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM interned with the elves, he wanted to be a dentist

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sadly I must, work calleth.

Quit your job and follow me.

 

[Weezer]

TRM interned with the elves, he wanted to be a dentist

Not really. He heard the words "oral hygiene" and thought he was missing out on some kinky sex. Fortunately for him, though dentistry was not what he thought, elves are pretty damn kinky.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

"I would love to get some "oral hygiene" from her."

 

[Weezer]

I don't care that I'm old enough to be her dad if I had knocked up my hs gf, when I see Kate Upton's Game of War commercials, it makes me want to lay siege to her enchanted beaver forest. Hopefully it's not too "forestry".

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't care that I'm old enough to be her dad if I had knocked up my hs gf, when I see Kate Upton's Game of War commercials, it makes me want to lay siege to her enchanted beaver forest. Hopefully it's not too "forestry".

I'd like to be the Park Ranger in her forest. If ya know what im sayin'

 

[Weezer]

Ranger Ron says, "Only you can prevent razor burn,"

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ranger Ron says, "Only you can prevent razor burn,"

That's good advice.

 

[Weezer]

The momentum is dying. We need more contributors.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The momentum is dying. We need more contributors.

Anyone that doesn't post is getting their house burned down.

 

[Weezer]

I know 95 is logged on. Do we burn his place first?


Hope that scooter can move.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I know 95 is logged on. Do we burn his place first?

Hope that scooter can move.

I may just steal his scooter.

 

[Weezer]

I may just steal his scooter.

He'd probably rather have his house burned down. Stealing his scooter would crush him.

I can appreciate that.

 

[joevol33]

Anyone that doesn't post is getting their house burned down.

I'm in! House safe?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm in! House safe?

We'll see.

 

[Weezer]

Now would be a good time for the previously mentioned "Burn this ***** down" gif. Just sayin'.

Wonder if Joe has anything worth looting?