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Weezer said:
*Warning - Zoners are generally rude and anti-social towards noobs until they are properly hazed.*

Reality, we stopped giving a fawk, so you'll probably only get a dose of stfu and gtfo.

Don't take it personal. It's just the zoner way. Or was the zoner way. Aw hell, this place has just fallen apart.
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Don't worry, I stated in another thread that I'm married with three daughters. I can take verbal abuse with the best of them!
 
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Coastypop said:
Saw your post in the pub .... I have never been one to think prayer changes God but rather us ...

People who do often find inner peace and emotional help .... Hope all goes well for you

Now STFU
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Thanks, and haha
 
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KappinSpaulding said:
Three questions:

1) When you find a dead hooker in the dumpster what do you do with her?

2) If you contracted and STD from a goat would you tell anyone?

3) Was it your goat?
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I can't confess for those, but I'll tell you a good one. When I first moved to Georgia a woman I worked with was doing a history and her family and asked me in the break room what I knew of mine. I only knew these people about a week, but without a smile I said "well Mamaw and papaw got married and had my mom and dad, then I come along". Freaked them out.
 
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KappinSpaulding said:
Three questions:

1) When you find a dead hooker in the dumpster what do you do with her?

2) If you contracted and STD from a goat would you tell anyone?

3) Was it your goat?
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Clarification on question one please. Is the dead hooker still warm, or has rigor set in? Is she an ugly hooker? A fat hooker? Does she have all her teeth? Being she's in a dumpster, have the rats started chewing on her yet? More importantly, have they started chewing on her face yet? I mean, this isn't a simple question. I need more details.

The answers to two and three are easy. Never admit to anyone you have an STD, from a goat or otherwise. And no, it wasn't my goat. Goats are part of the family so that would be like incest.
 
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Freak, why will you not grant me my dying wish of a VolNation Dalai Lama tag like a VolNation Guru tag? It will make me jubilantly happy. Do you not want be to be happy?
 
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Weezer said:
Clarification on question one please. Is the dead hooker still warm, or has rigor set in? Is she an ugly hooker? A fat hooker? Does she have all her teeth? Being she's in a dumpster, have the rats started chewing on her yet? More importantly, have they started chewing on her face yet? I mean, this isn't a simple question. I need more details.

The answers to two and three are easy. Never admit to anyone you have an STD, from a goat or otherwise. And no, it wasn't my goat. Goats are part of the family so that would be like incest.
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The hooker was a decent 22 year old college drop out. We aren't sure if the rats of BJ started chewing one her face. Rigor is set in but is left her in a sexy pose.
 
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