Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Toujours Pret]

The basketball folks make the FF seem groundes.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The sky is falling.

- chicken little

 

[SDV]

The basketball folks make the FF seem groundes.

They are a truly unique breed of nut bags

 

[vol_in_ar]

The basketball folks make the FF seem groundes.

is gruden coming to coach the BB team

 

[Toujours Pret]

is gruden coming to coach the BB team

Word is K.C. Jones is having his people ask abour the job. Gotta keep it low profile until its official though.

 

[BadJerry20]

Why does something always break when i start talking?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why does something always break when i start talking?

Because you're white and inherently evil?

 

[BadJerry20]

Because you're white and inherently evil?

Wait.. I'm white? Wtf!

 

[Toujours Pret]

Evidently there's some folks from the FF who are also Cleveland Indians fans...

Dumb Question About Derek Jeter Drives Radio Host To Breaking Point

 

[mcompton]

Packin up to head to Tenn Thurs mornin

 

[hmanvolfan]

Packin up to head to Tenn Thurs mornin

You must be packing a helluva lot of stuff.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Evidently there's some folks from the FF who are also Cleveland Indians fans...

Dumb Question About Derek Jeter Drives Radio Host To Breaking Point

That's how I feel every time I read a thread in the FF.

 

[Toujours Pret]

This tree has a bush

 

[Weezer]

This tree has a bush

Does it inspire you to be one with nature?

 

[Toujours Pret]

The bush on that tree gives me wood.

 

[Weezer]

The bush on that tree gives me wood.

When trees are involved, beware of woodpeckers.

 

[Toujours Pret]

When trees are involved, beware of woodpeckers.

Those peckers always bore out holes.

 

[Weezer]

Those peckers always bore out holes.

But do you really want to deal with multiple peckers in your tree-bush?

 

[Weezer]

Also, any concerns she might have termites? Gotta be careful in today's world.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Nothing some malaria pills or a can of break cleaner won't kill.

 

[Weezer]

Just don't get to attached. You never know when she'll just up and leaf.



Okay, that one was bad. I'll admit it it. I'm starting to run out of puns so I went out on a limb...

 

[Weezer]

Last one:

Never be afraid to branch out and try new things. Just watch out for splinters.

 

[mcompton]

You must be packing a helluva lot of stuff.

Actually yes. That's why I drive and don't fly.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Actually yes. That's why I drive and don't fly.

You driving thru Memphis?

 

[jhen713]

Just don't get to attached. You never know when she'll just up and leaf.



Okay, that one was bad. I'll admit it it. I'm starting to run out of puns so I went out on a limb...

Solid effort.