Q: How long will it take for the first smartazz comment?
A: Very first response (post #2) -- by VolunteerHillbilly (no surprise whatsoever).
Q: Will it be a posivol commenting about a Nega?
A: Nope! And not only did a NegaVol go first, another NegaVol comment came at post #14 (IknoxvolsI, unsurprisingly) before the first SunshinePumper showed up with any smartassery back at them (post #16, vols_30).
Q: Or a Nega?
A: Yep!
Q: Maybe a dumb Biopsyman comment?
A: Biopsyman hasn't even made an appearance, as of when I wrote this. Nor TerryPedigo or WildasaMink, either! [I tend to think of those 3, along with sometimes Nationdom and D4H, as our resident Special group]
Q: What regular Nega posters won't even comment out of spite?
A: As of right now, the Negas are mostly staying out of the thread. Wylo hasn't appeared, nor BeardedVol, nor MWAvolfan, nor volgrad500.
Q: How long will it last before it completely gets derailed (posts)?
A: It is staying AMAZINGLY well on topic. I have no doubt that this is thanks in large part to the point made in the previous Q&A (Negas mostly staying away so far). Post #91, the third from the end as I write this, was a direct response to the OP question. And folks were going back and forth over a different response just a few posts above that. So...yeah...staying far more on track than most threads do these days.
Q: Who will actually be responsible for the derail (Posivol or Nega)?
A: __________ (yet to be seen)