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#9,829
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I'm Sorry for writing such a long letter, but I had not the time to write a short one.
 
#9,832
#9,832
I'm very happy that if I ever want to gamble at a casino there is 1 in Council Bluffs not far from Omaha.
I'm going to play the Slot machines, and I imagine some beautiful waitress will ask if I want a drink.
 
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firestorm said:
I'm very happy that if I ever want to gamble at a casino there is 1 in Council Bluffs not far from Omaha.
I'm going to play the Slot machines, and I imagine some beautiful waitress will ask if I want a drink.
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Don't look forward to the beautiful waitress part too much.
 
#9,835
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firestorm said:
I'm looking forward to winning any money from the machine.
I'm assuming your saying that because the waitress will say something pleasing so I'll tip her a high amount.
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No, I'm saying the odds of her being beautiful are not very high. Duh
 
#9,836
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hmanvolfan said:
No, I'm saying the odds of her being beautiful are not very high. Duh
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I find that hard to believe since Casinos hire beautiful women as waitresses. So I don't doubt the odds are favorable.

I noticed in Hollywood movies that a group of persons wastes bullets shooting at a bulletproof character or bullets that do very little damage. They see that yet for some damn reason they still waste their bullets.
So why the hell does it never occur to them this is futile retreat, and live to fight another day?
Terminator 2 Judgement Day, Robocop (1987), X Men Apocalpyse, etc.
 
#9,837
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firestorm said:
I find that hard to believe since Casinos hire beautiful women as waitresses. So I don't doubt the odds are favorable.

I noticed in Hollywood movies that a group of persons wastes bullets shooting at a bulletproof character or bullets that do very little damage. They see that yet for some damn reason they still waste their bullets.
So why the hell does it never occur to them this is futile retreat, and live to fight another day?
Terminator 2 Judgement Day, Robocop (1987), X Men Apocalpyse, etc.
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Movie characters don't have free will.
 
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My two remaining vines (both better boys) have more than 2 dozen 'maters on 'em, 3 of which are ripening. It's mid-November, and I'm still enjoying homegrown, vine-ripened tomatoes... Weird weather this year.
 
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Tin Man said:
My two remaining vines (both better boys) have more than 2 dozen 'maters on 'em, 3 of which are ripening. It's mid-November, and I'm still enjoying homegrown, vine-ripened tomatoes... Weird weather this year.
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Is this an invitation to steal them?
 
#9,844
#9,844
Got everything loaded in the back of my truck, turns out my baby loves to F.......fish she loves to do it all the time, early in the morning, in the middle of the night......
 
#9,847
#9,847
Well, the words I posted are all in there, just not in the same order. Haha.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Am8bSYIms[/youtube]
 
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