Random Thoughts XXXIII

[joevol33]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I'd have it put down, obviously there's something wrong.

 

[Coastypop]

My dog's breath smell like a cat!

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

It's not great but it leaves you feeling frisky.

 

[joevol33]

My dog's breath smell like a cat!

As it should

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I had a cat once. But I tired of looking at his stupid face, so I threw it in a dumpster.

 

[joevol33]

I had a cat once. But I tired of looking at his stupid face, so I threw it in a dumpster.

I threw one in a laundry basket once.

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

I trust her as far as I could throw a cat backwards.

 

[joevol33]

I trust her as far as I could throw a cat backwards.

But do you love her?

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

I mostly like knowing she loves me.

 

[joevol33]

I mostly like knowing she loves me.

Then that's all that matters

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

Nothing really matters. Anyone can see.

 

[joevol33]

#nothingmatters

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

Octothorpes!

 

[joevol33]

I don't know which cereal to eat.

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

Well, that's a deep subject.

 

[LouderVol]

this one time I found this great dumpster cat, we were best friends until we weren't.

 

[Tin Man]

I had a cat once. But I tired of looking at his stupid face, so I threw it in a dumpster.

How Holly Golightly of you. Tell us, Ron, as a youth, how many times a day did you fap to images or thoughts of Audrey Hepburn?

 

[Tin Man]

I trust her as far as I could throw a cat backwards.

Bursitis? Which shoulder?

 

[Tennessee Waltz]

No bursitis; totally catatonic.

 

[Tin Man]

this one time I found this great dumpster cat, we were best friends until we weren't.

Was that at band camp?

 

[Tin Man]

No bursitis; totally catatonic.

:lolabove:

 

[Tin Man]

With 9/1/16 7:30 PM ET ever closer, I'm attempting to remain distracted until TPOTS is on Shields-Watkins Field.

 

[Tin Man]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSmhZ2OUOtw[/youtube]

"Distracted" driving is a big problem. Above is the latest public service announcement produced by AT&T. Whatcha think?

 

[LouderVol]

Was that at band camp?

no, that was another time. you wouldn't believe what this cute redhead did with a flute.

 

[joevol33]

Barn burner