Random Thoughts XXXIII

[joevol33]

Like pee on a midget drunk? If so yell for Joe.

I'm a tad taller than a midget thank you very much!

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

There are two people still alive that were born in the 1800s. A 116 year old lady in Alabama and a 116 year old lady in Italy.

 

[joevol33]

There are two people still alive that were born in the 1800s. A 116 year old lady in Alabama and a 116 year old lady in Italy.

Cool

 

[LittleCat]

The lady in Bama...

She sleeps about ten hours a night and naps throughout the day. For breakfast she always eats four strips of bacon along with scrambled eggs and grits.She also eats bacon throughout the day

Sounds nice.

 

[joevol33]

How does "nobody" touch my remote, yet its missing everyday?

 

[Wickerhead]

Checked in the cabin just now. Nice place.

 

[Toujours Pret]

How does "nobody" touch my remote, yet its missing everyday?

I'm sick and tired of Nobody and Dunno taking my ****, no clue who they are and why they're coming in my house.

 

[joevol33]

I'm sick and tired of Nobody and Dunno taking my ****, no clue who they are and why they're coming in my house.

Same here.

 

[joevol33]

Checked in the cabin just now. Nice place.

Have fun.

 

[Wickerhead]

Have fun.

Thanks joevol33.

 

[joevol33]

I feel like a loner. Everybody in America is offended at stuff but me. I guess I need to find something to be offended at.

 

[BadJerry20]

I feel like a loner. Everybody in America is offended at stuff but me. I guess I need to find something to be offended at.

Wearing your sheet in public again?

 

[joevol33]

Wearing your sheet in public again?

Ha

 

[hmanvolfan]

I feel like a boner. Everybody in America is offended at stuff but me. I guess I need to find something to be offended at.

Dang Joe, tell yore wife not us. (fixed first sentence)

 

[joevol33]

Dang Joe, tell yore wife not us. (fixed first sentence)

Hahaha

 

[joevol33]

If I whisper "joe is the hottest guy in the world" in my wife's ear while she's sleeping, will she wake upbbelieving it?

 

[Orangeslice13]

If I whisper "joe is the hottest guy in the world" in my wife's ear while she's sleeping, will she wake upbbelieving it?

Yes but she might leave you for Joe Rogan.

 

[joevol33]

Yes but she might leave you for Joe Rogan.

Dang, I didn't think that through!

 

[hmanvolfan]

If I whisper "joe is the hottest guy in the world" in my wife's ear while she's sleeping, will she wake upbbelieving it?

Or if she's not asleep yet will go into an uncontrollable laughing fit.

 

[joevol33]

Or if she's not asleep yet will go into an uncontrollable laughing fit.

Clearly this plan is backfiring on me!

 

[joevol33]

I'm not sure I'd rather work for the fbi, or cia.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

i'm not sure i'd rather work for the fbi, or cia.

cia

 

[joevol33]

cia

I'll send in my application!

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm not sure I'd rather work for the fbi, or cia.

I think you should work for STFU

 

[joevol33]

I think you should work for STFU

If it paid enough!