Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Weezer]

Now, somebody wake up Freak and tell him to proclaim me VolNation Dalai Lama! That, or I'm gonna have him reincarnated as a Bama fan. A female Bama fan. A very large female Bama fan.

 

[Weezer]

Freak, don't mess with the Dalai Lama! I'm the spiritual leader of an entire country! Okay, sure, it's currently occupied by the PRC, but that doesn't make me any less powerful!

 

[Weezer]

Somebody should also warn the mods about the bad karma they will receive for editing my posts. You really shouldn't censor the Dalai Lama.

 

[Weezer]

For good karma, like all my posts. Ron, I know you need karma points. Like me enough times and I'll make sure you're reincarnated as a 36DD bra.

 

[Weezer]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not on any illegal drugs.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Weez,

STFU.
Tia.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Fawk you fappy!

:salute:

 

[Weezer]

Weez,

STFU.
Tia.

Someone is grumpy. I will meditate calm, soothing thoughts in your direction. And in my benevolence I will forgive you. Future sass will lead me to reincarnate you as Freak's g-string after I reincarnate him as a very large Bama woman. Then you will learn to truly fear the crimson tide.

 

[Weezer]

Freak's lack of action leads me to believe he is aligned with Communist China. Why are you oppressing me, Freak?


Free Tibet!

 

[LittleCat]

Weezy, I love ya. But idk...too far?

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Freak's lack of action leads me to believe he is aligned with Communist China. Why are you oppressing me, Freak?


Free Tibet!

Weezer's Suspicions Confirmed!

 

[vol_in_ar]

I keep popping them on the honeymoon. I'm into some rough stuff. I need one of those real girl dolls instead of one that is blown up.

Could you handle one
It's 120lbs of dead weight

 

[BadJerry20]

Could you handle one
It's 120lbs of dead weight

I have thrown out heavier dead hookers.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

I have thrown our heavier dead hookers.

Train tracks, ditches, stagnant water, rivers, dumpsters.......where do you prefer to throw them?

 

[BadJerry20]

Train tracks, ditches, stagnant water, rivers, dumpsters.......where do you prefer to throw them?

Neighbors yard, I'm pretty lazy.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Neighbors yard, I'm pretty lazy.

whatever works. I just drop em off in the projects

 

[BadJerry20]

whatever works. I just drop em off in the projects

Solid plan. This just always gives me new neighbors ever couple of weeks.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Solid plan. This just always gives me new neighbors ever couple of weeks.

If a hooker moves in next door does she go to her own yard?

 

[BadJerry20]

If a hooker moves in next door does she go to her own yard?

There better not be a damn hooker move next door, I live in a classy neighborhood.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

There better not be a damn hooker move next door, I live in a classy neighborhood.

BJ and Kappin revive the Zone with dead hookers thread? Thoughts?

 

[Weezer]

You guys are nuts. You don't throw a perfectly dead hooker away. You put her in the freezer and save her for later. You only throw 'em away once decay has set in.

 

[Weezer]

Weezy, I love ya. But idk...too far?

Too far??!! That type of attitude is what killed the zone. Too far does not exist here. IG is a choice. Choose to laugh instead.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

You guys are nuts. You don't throw a perfectly dead hooker away. You put her in the freezer and save her for later. You only throw 'em away once decay has set in.

With KY and a hair dryer you may be on to something. We have been so wasteful. Be responsible and recycle.

 

[Weezer]

I can't take all the credit. Al Gore helped come up with that idea. Of course, he would take all the credit.

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ and Kappin revive the Zone with dead hookers thread? Thoughts?

I do love dead hookers.