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wildnkrazykat said:
If you will give me your credit card # I will fly there and perform an exorcism. Maybe it wasn't a ghost, maybe you have a demon that takes over your body and mind and spends all your $

Or I can put you on the prayer chain
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I'm gonna need both the exorcism and the prayer chain. deez demons be erryware
 
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Old peeps short term memory is great if you're an avid reader. You don't have to keep buying books, just reread the ones you've purchased over the past six months. I've been reading a lot of sci fi short stories lately. Today, about 25 pages in, I thought I'd read this one story before. I kept reading recognizing things here and there but don't have a clue how it ends. It's a twofer. I get to read it twice, maybe more, and it's all new. The part that sucks is that the same girl has been cutting my hair and trimming my beard for the past 4 months. Each time I go in, I tell them I want the same girl to take care of me and they tell me her name. She just cut my hair and beard about 5 hours ago and I have no idea what her name is or what she looks like.
 
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Slydell said:
Old peeps short term memory is great if you're an avid reader. You don't have to keep buying books, just reread the ones you've purchased over the past six months. I've been reading a lot of sci fi short stories lately. Today, about 25 pages in, I thought I'd read this one story before. I kept reading recognizing things here and there but don't have a clue how it ends. It's a twofer. I get to read it twice, maybe more, and it's all new. The part that sucks is that the same girl has been cutting my hair and trimming my beard for the past 4 months. Each time I go in, I tell them I want the same girl to take care of me and they tell me her name. She just cut my hair and beard about 5 hours ago and I have no idea what her name is or what she looks like.
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Peyote is a helluva drug.
 
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VolsSportsFan said:
Um, are you counting the story about the scratched cameraman? Because as I already said, it's all rather easily explained.
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Listen up skeptic. We've had just about enough of you not taking our stories serious. I can feel it in my heart that ghosts are as real as you and me. My heart don't lie.
 
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