Random Thoughts XXXIII

[Weezer]

RIP Weezer

Do you think there're midgets in heaven?

 

[Weezer]

I look forward to frolicking with a gaggle of little people while skipping along to "The Safety Dance".

 

[Coastypop]

The spirit of Orel Roberts appeared to me today. He said if I didn't get to my 3000th like soon, God would strike me down.

Oral Roberts = 2 gay guys named Bob

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do you think there're midgets in heaven?

I think they get to go to heaven regardless of faith or behavior. It's their gift for living life as a little.

 

[Coastypop]

I think they get to go to heaven regardless of faith or behavior. It's their gift for living life as a little.

But will they be tall enough to see it all?

 

[Weezer]

But will they be tall enough to see it all?

I think in heaven they're all tall, otherwise they'd get stopped at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter for not meeting the "To ride this ride you must at least be this tall" requirements.

 

[Coastypop]

I think in heaven they're all tall, otherwise they'd get stopped at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter for not meeting the "To ride this ride you must at least be this tall" requirements.

That would have to be correct ..... of course unless TRM has better insight

 

[Toujours Pret]

I miss my butt chugging smokey avatar.

 

[Slydell]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/endz...best-ball-challenge-british.html#post10340773

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

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[rmsmith]

The spirit of Orel Roberts appeared to me today. He said if I didn't get to my 3000th like soon, God would strike me down.

Orel Roberts? Is that half Orel Hershiser and half Oral Roberts?

 

[Weezer]

Orel Roberts? Is that half Orel Hershiser and half Oral Roberts?

Hey, I said his spirit spoke to me. I didn't say he told me how to spell his name.

Six more likes and I get to live.

 

[BadJerry20]

The spirit of Orel Roberts appeared to me today. He said if I didn't get to my 3000th like soon, God would strike me down.

I gave you the last 5 that you needed...you're welcome

 

[Toujours Pret]

As much as I feel my homemade coffee beats about anything i can buy, the exact opposite is true with iced coffee. Never seems right no matter what.

 

[Coastypop]

What kind of human would drink ice coffee.... ice is for sweet tea

 

[Toujours Pret]

What kind of human would drink ice coffee.... ice is for sweet tea

Sweet tea is horrific. Unsweetened or nothing.

 

[LouderVol]

Sweet tea is horrific. Unsweetened or nothing.

get the hell out of the south.

 

[UTGnome]

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[Coastypop]

Sweet tea is horrific. Unsweetened or nothing.

damn yankee

 

[Toujours Pret]

I still can't comprehend how Jerry Sandusky wasn't just buried alive.

 

[LouderVol]

probably the same reason you weren't, unsweet tea smh

 

[hmanvolfan]

Sweet tea is horrific. Unsweetened or nothing.

We need a dislike button for this very reason.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I still can't comprehend how Jerry Sandusky wasn't just buried alive.

Shoulda been burned at the stake.