Random Thoughts XXXIII

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I may regret this flag football league I signed up for. This chick proclaimed she played either "nose guard or safety" but she can also play "corner or wide receiver."

Listen...you're not going to impress the single dudes on your team with your ability to toss out football positions. Crazy *****.
 
I may regret this flag football league I signed up for. This chick proclaimed she played either "nose guard or safety" but she can also play "corner or wide receiver."

Listen...you're not going to impress the single dudes on your team with your ability to toss out football positions. Crazy *****.
So, you're saying one of your goals in life isn't to hook up with a football player?
 
I may regret this flag football league I signed up for. This chick proclaimed she played either "nose guard or safety" but she can also play "corner or wide receiver."

Listen...you're not going to impress the single dudes on your team with your ability to toss out football positions. Crazy *****.

Is she big enough to play nose guard?
 
So, you're saying one of your goals in life isn't to hook up with a football player?

Um, no. However, I have seen a picture of one of these girls, and I'd be down. I await someone to twist this.

Gonzo never played football?

Get out.

Is she big enough to play nose guard?

I hope not. We'll have other issues if she is.


How ya been, Voxx? You enjoying Mid TN?

Busy. Middle Tennessee is alright. I forgot how oppressively hot and close to the sun the summers are. However, can't beat some of the local drinking establishments. That's something we should do soon.
 
Isn't twisting it painful? I don't think Dr. Drew recommends twisting it. You know you can damage the blood vessels, right?
 
I am disappointed in your attempt. I expect better from you.

I admit I'm not on my A-game, but I thought taking the twist part instead of the "I'd be down" part was a good choice. I was able to get a Dr. Drew reference in. That guy cracks me up.
 

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