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BadJerry20 said:
I will say I preferred Young over Montana, actually Montana is about my 6th favorite QB. And I understand Errybodys Peyton love but Joe's the Goat.
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Joe was great, but not GOAT. Jerry Rice was huge in his success, as he was with Steve Young as well. I wouldn't disagree if you said Rice was GOAT. That man could ball.

BadJerry20 said:
Did you just compare me to weezy? YouSonOfA
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wtf? You don't like being compared to your older brother? Has it been tough living in my shadow or something? Being mom's favorite not good enough anymore? Admit it, you're just pissed because I get the top bunk.
 
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heartvols said:
The older lady next door is loud as ****. Srs. She's outside talking to someone and I can hear her loud mouth. She was outside this morning around 6am talking to her husband. It woke me the **** up! I hate living in apartments and can't wait to move into a house next summer. I'm gonna get drunk behind her apartment tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo.
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Really loud sex is the best answer. Make sure that headboard hits the wall hard.
 
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heartvols said:
WTF Weezer you want me to have sex with the old fat lady?
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heartvols said:
WTF Weezer you want me to have sex with the old fat lady?
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Well that wouldn't be revenge, that would be a reward, as well as entertainment. So as appealing as it sounds, the answer is no. Find a male partner. I thought you had a bf? He doesn't have to be great in the sack as long as you can fake an extremely loud orgasm.

This will accomplish one of two things. Either you annoy the piss out of them or you have to listen to old people sex. Option two will require lots of therapy to overcome. But if they're that old, chances are sex will not happen. Then all you have to deal with is the creepy smile the old man gives you whenever he sees you. Spin the positive and realize you created a happy memory for him to dwell on in his few remaining years. Then you can win the zone humanitarian of the year award.
 
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Weezer said:
Well that wouldn't be revenge, that would be a reward, as well as entertainment. So as appealing as it sounds, the answer is no. Find a male partner. I thought you had a bf? He doesn't have to be great in the sack as long as you can fake an extremely loud orgasm.

This will accomplish one of two things. Either you annoy the piss out of them or you have to listen to old people sex. Option two will require lots of therapy to overcome. But if they're that old, chances are sex will not happen. Then all you have to deal with is the creepy smile the old man gives you whenever he sees you. Spin the positive and realize you created a happy memory for him to dwell on in his few remaining years. Then you can win the zone humanitarian of the year award.
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Option 2 sounds like the right thing. Always best to help your neighbors.
 
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Weezer said:
Joe was great, but not GOAT. Jerry Rice was huge in his success, as he was with Steve Young as well. I wouldn't disagree if you said Rice was GOAT. That man could ball.



wtf? You don't like being compared to your older brother? Has it been tough living in my shadow or something? Being mom's favorite not good enough anymore? Admit it, you're just pissed because I get the top bunk.
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Montana is QB GOAT. WR isn't even really a question honestly, it's pretty much the only position that people don't debate.

I wouldn't have cared about the top bunk, but your gas is unbearable.
 
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