Random Thoughts XXXI

[BadJerry20]

Oh and have a midget...

 

[Weezer]

I'd do some remodeling at church and adopt a baby too

I can help you with the baby part and you won't even have to deal with the hassle of paperwork.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Oh and have a midget...

I was just about to post that I would hire an all midget entourage to follow me aroun on days I bought supplies.

 

[rmsmith]

I'd move to a beach preferably Australia, surf and bang surfer chicks all day.

#AmericanDream

hopefully before the great whites eat you alive. then realize you taste nothing like chicken and spit you out.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I am sick of this healthy eating ****, I want a damned whole pie.

 

[rmsmith]

I can help you with the baby part and you won't even have to deal with the hassle of paperwork.

just the swollen feet, achy back, mood swings out the arse.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I used to want a midget to keep in my closet

 

[rmsmith]

I am sick of this healthy eating ****, I want a damned whole pie.

ooh.. i'd buy a huge smoking barn like that jennings guy out in arkansas. smoke whole pigs yo!

 

[Weezer]

It would be fun to build an ark right next door to Al Gore's house.

 

[Weezer]

hopefully before the great whites eat you alive. then realize you taste nothing like chicken and spit you out.

I would be more afraid of bull sharks.

 

[bubbacurry1]

ooh.. i'd buy a huge smoking barn like that jennings guy out in arkansas. smoke whole pigs yo!

he is dead. They had to auction off all his personal **** to pay for the millions of dollars of debt he had accrued. He acted like a baller, but was as broke as a convict. His wife and daughter got booted out in the street when he died.

 

[rmsmith]

he is dead. They had to auction off all his personal **** to pay for the millions of dollars of debt he had accrued. He acted like a baller, but was as broke as a convict. His wife and daughter got booted out in the street when he died.

oh wow.

 

[rmsmith]

I would be more afraid of bull sharks.

at least with great whites you'd get thrown into the air. one last thrill before you're swallowed.

tiger sharks will just nom nom nom underwater.

 

[BadJerry20]

I was just about to post that I would hire an all midget entourage to follow me aroun on days I bought supplies.

Midgets are awesome!

 

[rmsmith]

Midgets are awesome!

yeah they dont whine that i'm not big enough.

 

[BadJerry20]

hopefully before the great whites eat you alive. then realize you taste nothing like chicken and spit you out.

I taste just like chicken, come taste me...

 

[BadJerry20]

yeah they dont whine that i'm not big enough.

Eggsalad!

 

[rmsmith]

Bud is red, Coors is blue. .
Why crack 1 cold one when you can crack 2?

 

[Weezer]

at least with great whites you'd get thrown into the air. one last thrill before you're swallowed.

tiger sharks will just nom nom nom underwater.

Great whites try to swallow their prey whole. Faster death. Bull sharks are more one bite at a time. Plus they can survive in fresh water and commonly swim up rivers. Who expects a shark in a river?

 

[Weezer]

Also, bull sharks prefer shallower waters so are often drawn toward the beach. Speculation is that some bull shark attacks are attributed to great whites because they have similar bite patterns.

 

[rmsmith]

Great whites try to swallow their prey whole. Faster death. Bull sharks are more one bite at a time. Plus they can survive in fresh water and commonly swim up rivers. Who expects a shark in a river?

great whites use surprise to their advantage. just boom all at once. the throwing in the air was just a reference to how they attack seals a lot.


i prefer not to see any sharks while i'm in the water.

 

[rmsmith]

Also, bull sharks prefer shallower waters so are often drawn toward the beach. Speculation is that some bull shark attacks are attributed to great whites because they have similar bite patterns.

i hear that the sandbar is the riskiest place to be. but yet i swim out there everyday on vacation.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Bud is red, Coors is blue. .
Why crack 1 cold one when you can crack 2?

Shakespeare would be proud

 

[bubbacurry1]

what that shark did to Snuffy just wasnt right.

 

[rmsmith]

Shakespeare would be proud

rumor is it replaced macbeth on the shelf.