Random Thoughts XXXI

[Weezer]

Meh she already knows. She helps me position them.

Dammit! I knew you were her favorite! I hate you!

 

[BadJerry20]

Doing all right. You?

Good, admiring the chaos from a distance for once.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Good, admiring the chaos from a distance for once.

Lulz. I figured you would jump in head's first on that one.

 

[BadJerry20]

Fine, but does your peen need a Barbie party dress on it in every pic?

He likes to feel fancy, I'll manly him up for you with some old school G.I. Joe clothes next time. Snake Eyes peen work for you?

 

[theFallGuy]

Me and Fail went to a Chinese restaurant. I asked him what his fortune cookie said. His reply, "WTF, tl;dr".

the fawk

 

[Weezer]

Lulz. I figured you would jump in head's first on that one.

twss

 

[BadJerry20]

Lulz. I figured you would jump in head's first on that one.

It was too funny to interrupt. Lulz

 

[Unknown Muppet]

He likes to feel fancy, I'll manly him up for you with some old school G.I. Joe clothes next time. Snake Eyes peen work for you?

Fancy is one thing, but why is he a cross dresser? Just seems odd...

 

[BadJerry20]

Dammit! I knew you were her favorite! I hate you!

That should have been obvious when we left you at that gimps house.

 

[Weezer]

He likes to feel fancy, I'll manly him up for you with some old school G.I. Joe clothes next time. Snake Eyes peen work for you?

Should I even ask where you're gonna put the assault rifle? Let me guess, mom's helping you with that too, isn't she? Fawk, is mom the one taking the pictures? Sunuva....

 

[BadJerry20]

Fancy is one thing, but why is he a cross dresser? Just seems odd...

Look cross dressing peen is an art, do you know how hard it is to tuck a peens peen. And yes my peen has a peen.

 

[Weezer]

That should have been obvious when we left you at that gimps house.

Stop talking about Dad like that!

 

[BadJerry20]

Should I even ask where you're gonna put the assault rifle? Let me guess, mom's helping you with that too, isn't she? Fawk, is mom the one taking the pictures? Sunuva....

Snake Eyes doesn't have an assault rifle, now where I put his wolf in the other hand...ouch. she's painting it as we speak, such delicate hands.

 

[BadJerry20]

Stop talking about Dad like that!

I am your brother/father.

 

[Weezer]

Look cross dressing peen is an art, do you know how hard it is to tuck a peens peen. And yes my peen has a peen.

Lies! He's a hermaphrodite! I'll find his baby pics and prove it!

 

[BadJerry20]

The thought of a peen puppet show makes me chuckle.

 

[BadJerry20]

Lies! He's a hermaphrodite! I'll find his baby pics and prove it!

No he's not...look closer

 

[Weezer]

Snake Eyes doesn't have an assault rifle, now where I put his wolf in the other hand...ouch. she's painting it as we speak, such delicate hands.

Original Snake-Eyes had an uzi. Assault rifle sounded tougher.

 

[BadJerry20]

Original Snake-Eyes had an uzi. Assault rifle sounded tougher.

Oh he did didn't he? why the fawk would a ninja have an Uzi?

 

[Weezer]

Dammit! Why did you tell mom??!!! She just walked into my room and slapped me! Now I have paint on my face!

 

[BadJerry20]

Dammit! Why did you tell mom??!!! She just walked into my room and slapped me! Now I have paint on my face!

Is it white? Cause that isn't paint.

 

[Hobock]

Look cross dressing peen is an art, do you know how hard it is to tuck a peens peen. And yes my peen has a peen.

Attention campers: Arts & Crafts will be from 9-10 in the pavilion. Regret Group Therapy will be from 11-? Have a great day, campers!

 

[BadJerry20]

Attention campers: Arts & Crafts will be from 9-10 in the pavilion. Regret Group Therapy will be from 11-? Have a great day, campers!

Lulz.

 

[Weezer]

Oh he did didn't he? why the fawk would a ninja have an Uzi?

Dammit, stop trying to bring out my inner-geekdom! G.I. Joe was originally a toy before it became a comic book and cartoon. Everything was supposed to be military themed. The concept of Snake-Eyes was that he was a commando. Original packaging lists his job as such.

 

[BadJerry20]

Dammit, stop trying to bring out my inner-geekdom! G.I. Joe was originally a toy before it became a comic book and cartoon. Everything was supposed to be military themed. The concept of Snake-Eyes was that he was a commando. Original packaging lists his job as such.

I knew it was a toy first. I had the snake eyes with the Uzi. I never read packaging lists, I just took them out had them impregnate Barbie and blew them up with firecrackers.