Random Thoughts XXXI

[Aavoxx]

It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy...

 

[Hobock]

It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy...

You should kick the living sh!t out of yourself.

 

[theFallGuy]

You should kick the living sh!t out of yourself.

this

 

[Aavoxx]

:huggy:

 

[theFallGuy]

weekend starts in 30 mins

 

[DD4ME]

Homeless people are always on holiday

 

[heartvols]

I saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't have laughed, right?

 

[heartvols]

Nicki Minaj reminds me of E.T.

 

[DD4ME]

I saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't have laughed, right?

Lulz

 

[VolFan32]

I saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't have laughed, right?

You should have.

 

[mcompton]

I saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't have laughed, right?

I can top that...In CO last weekend, we drove by a homeless woman pushing a cart on the way to a course one morning. I made the comment that I bet she'd give her left teet for the breakfast burrito I was eating. It got real quiet in the car...

 

[Behr]

I saw a wino sitting on the sidewalk eating grapes the other day, I just said Dude, you have to wait.

 

[heartvols]

Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade.

 

[mcompton]

I had to read that one twice...then I chuckled

 

[heartvols]

Hey Champ how did your interview go?

 

[mcompton]

Hey Champ how did your interview go?

I interview well, so it went well. A 6 figure signing bonus and 3000 shares of stock options and ill change team jerseys.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'm in the wrong business.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm in the wrong business.

Me too.

 

[mcompton]

The oil business is the best business...ever

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I need to start looking for jobs in oil.

 

[mcompton]

Google "petroleum Landman", that's what I do

 

[UTGnome]

Just remember not to say "boom" during your interviews.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I think I may apply to the University of Oklahoma tonight.

 

[mcompton]

I just tried not to drop any C or F bombs...something I tend to do on a regular basis.

 

[Aavoxx]

Google "petroleum Landman", that's what I do

How does one become a landman?