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Toujours Pret said:
I puked at work last week. First time I'd thrown upin years.
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I had a dream one night that a new uncontrolled virus had the whole world constantly puking, but since it was like the common cold, everybody carried around puke buckets and I had the puke bucket disposal franchises, so I was loaded.

That's the kind of stuff in my head that I have to deal with.
 
#11,627
#11,627
Spartacavolus said:
I had a dream one night that a new uncontrolled virus had the whole world constantly puking, but since it was like the common cold, everybody carried around puke buckets and I had the puke bucket disposal franchises, so I was loaded.

That's the kind of stuff in my head that I have to deal with.
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A dream like that would make me puke.
 
#11,628
#11,628
2. Ohio State. Oh hey, turns out your pious ******* of a head coach not only has landmines planted in his brain, but he's likely 50 times dirtier than the pious ******* he replaced. From the high school to the college level, the state of Ohio is terminally incapable of operating a scholastic football program that isn't run by liars, false prophets, scumbags, or rape apologists. Any time someone tells me he's from Ohio and involved in football in some way, I double lock my car and put a cork in my *******.
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Nice
 
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#11,629
#11,629
Spartacavolus said:
I had a dream one night that a new uncontrolled virus had the whole world constantly puking, but since it was like the common cold, everybody carried around puke buckets and I had the puke bucket disposal franchises, so I was loaded.

That's the kind of stuff in my head that I have to deal with.
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I had a dream once where I discovered a lost tribe of people. They revered me as a god and created a large golden statue of my penis. Weird stuff.
 
#11,630
#11,630
The dreams I don't like are the ones where everything's constantly morphing. The people, the location, the objective all constantly change and leave you feeling fawked up because you never seem to accomplish anything.
 
#11,631
#11,631
When I was young, I used to have dreams that came true. They were cool.
 
#11,634
#11,634
finally got out of the house for the first time in a few days. Went to town and picked up a few pizzas and some ice cream. Hot and humid as hell here, dont wanna do anything........
 
#11,637
#11,637
its 93 here, there is a storm blowing in, its cooled down about 7 degrees in the last few minutes. I am tired of this ****, ready for some hunting weather.
 
#11,649
#11,649
If you haven't seen the Joaquin Phoenix documentary about the time he quit acting and tried to become a rapper, make it happen.
 
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