Random Thoughts XXXI

[Weezer]

What you see when you're drunk isn't normally what you wake up to in the morning.

 

[rmsmith]

recoice everyone!

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[rmsmith]

What you see when you're drunk isn't normally what you wake up to in the morning.

tell me about it. couple of times i wnated to chew my arms off.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I had a gf whose motto was: I'm strictly dickly-if the dick ain't running free the dick ain't for me.

Guess that's why she'd buy the dick video games and nikes instead of paying the rent

 

[rmsmith]

I had a gf whose motto was: I'm strictly dickly-if the dick ain't running free the dick ain't for me.

Guess that's why she'd buy the dick video games and nikes instead of paying the rent

wait what?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

wait what?

Not that kind

 

[rmsmith]

Not that kind

ohhh ok.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

ohhh ok.

Sorry to disappoint

 

[Weezer]

I had a gf whose motto was: I'm strictly dickly-if the dick ain't running free the dick ain't for me.

Guess that's why she'd buy the dick video games and nikes instead of paying the rent

Should have been charging him rent for the garage. No one parks for free.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Should have been charging him rent for the garage. No one parks for free.

It was a mess. I was scared of him.

 

[Weezer]

Most will say women already rule the world, but when they fully embrace the power they have over mankind, they will hold every major leadership in the world.

 

[Weezer]

It was a mess. I was scared of him.

I'll beat him up for ya if you want me to.

 

[BadJerry20]

Wth is going on in hurr

 

[rmsmith]

Sorry to disappoint

looll

 

[rmsmith]

I'll beat him up for ya if you want me to.

i've got next.

 

[Weezer]

Wth is going on in hurr

Smitty's drunk and he's trying to seduce me. I told him he had the wrong brother, you're the one that goes both ways.

 

[BadJerry20]

Smitty's drunk and he's trying to seduce me. I told him he had the wrong brother, you're the one that goes both ways.

Meh I'm a deek tease

 

[Weezer]

Meh I'm a deek tease

You did more than tease the tater. Now Ma's stuck raising another one of your kids. I still don't understand how you're her favorite.

 

[BadJerry20]

You did more than tease the tater. Now Ma's stuck raising another one of your kids. I still don't understand how you're her favorite.

I'm trying to forget that cheating bastage and that demon spawn of a child. Cause I gave her a grandchild, we keep trying to tell you goats and humans can't reproduce together. SMH

 

[Weezer]

I'm trying to forget that cheating bastage and that demon spawn of a child. Cause I gave her a grandchild, we keep trying to tell you goats and humans can't reproduce together. SMH

You leave Mandy out of this dammit! She's a special goat.

 

[BadJerry20]

You leave Mandy out of this dammit! She's a special goat.

You tainted her goats milk and I'm thirsty dayum it!

 

[Weezer]

You tainted her goats milk and I'm thirsty dayum it!

I just added a little cream to it. Ma sure seems to like it. She drinks it by the gallon.

 

[BadJerry20]

I just added a little cream to it. Ma sure seems to like it. She drinks it by the gallon.

Lulz groce

 

[BadJerry20]

We are gonna offend the fancy people with our type of humor.

For shame

 

[Weezer]

I like to push boundaries. Besides, if you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at others.