Random Thoughts XXVIII

[mcompton]

Wow, I played a lotta rounds there

 

[VolFan32]

I'm going to start working on the epicness that will be my 5,000th post. And by epicness, I mean it will be lame.

 

[UTGnome]

I'm going to start working on the epicness that will be my 5,000th post. And by epicness, I mean it will be lame.

I hope it will involve a pole.

 

[VolFan32]

I hope it will involve a pole.

I leave poles to the illustrious Pole Master jdog.

 

[UTGnome]

I leave poles to the illustrious Pole Master jdog.

I am disappoint.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Does seem to help, doesn't it? Hey, can you speak to them fellers flyin' them dang jet jobs to keepa noise down when they coming over the golf course? TIA.

We intentionally push it up over golf courses, churches, and other public gatherings in general. Just to be dicks. O'Doyle rules!

 

[Slydell]

We intentionally push it up over golf courses, churches, and other public gatherings in general. Just to be dicks. O'Doyle rules!

Well, there ya go. Carry on.

I honestly think it's pretty cool to be able to play golf and watch planes on their approach. Love it.

 

[blupotato]

Well, there ya go. Carry on.

I honestly think it's pretty cool to be able to play golf and watch planes on their approach. Love it.

I like to say hello to pilots by pointing a laser pointer at the cockpit.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I like to say hello to pilots by pointing a laser pointer at the cockpit.

Pilots are like cats, they try to grab the red light bouncing inside the cockpit. If it weren't for Navigators and Flight Engineers every flight would end in a horrible, fiery disaster.

 

[UTGnome]

Has anyone heard from VIF lately?

 

[Behr]

Yes

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Yes

Have those sores cleared up yet?

 

[Behr]

No, Dr. told me to let them scab before applying ointment.

Thanks for your concern tho.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No, Dr. told me to let them scab before applying ointment.

Thanks for your concern tho.

No matter how good it feels, fight the urge to let the dog lick the sores.

#life_experience_is_invaluable

 

[Behr]

Wish you had posted this sooner.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Wish you had posted this sooner.

Now you will be a weredog.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I freaking hate snakes. Just tried to hit one into the woods with a golf club while it was rearing up. Slipped. Fell. And was on one knee staring straight at the emmeffer from about a foot away just after trying to kill it.
I assume he thought I was a crazy cracker or something because he turned around and slithered through the fence.

 

[GBO18]

Wow you are really uncoordinated.

 

[Behr]

Crazy thing about snakes. They make me hurt myself.

 

[volwindy]

I freaking hate snakes. Just tried to hit one into the woods with a golf club while it was rearing up. Slipped. Fell. And was on one knee staring straight at the emmeffer from about a foot away just after trying to kill it.
I assume he thought I was a crazy cracker or something because he turned around and slithered through the fence.

Snake 1
Sparty 0

 

[rmsmith]

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[rmsmith]

I freaking hate snakes. Just tried to hit one into the woods with a golf club while it was rearing up. Slipped. Fell. And was on one knee staring straight at the emmeffer from about a foot away just after trying to kill it.
I assume he thought I was a crazy cracker or something because he turned around and slithered through the fence.

swing and a miss... strike 1

 

[Slydell]

Way to go snake.

 

[bubbacurry1]

snakes dont really bother me. I grabbed what I thought was a chicken snake by the tail in a tomato field about 3 years ago, when I pulled it out, it was a cotton mouth.

 

[bubbacurry1]

my boy has his first baseball game of the year tonight. Everybody wish him luck.