Random Thoughts XXVIII

[Weezer]

I can hear sly barking: Hands to tits ladies, hands- to - tits.

And you know you'll be obeying.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

And you know you'll be obeying.

Not in my vocabulary

 

[VolFan32]

Ninjy chop

Judy chop

 

[Weezer]

Ninjy chop

I'm confused. Is the dog in the picture dead or alive?

 

[Weezer]

Wait, I know it's alive in the picture, but is it still alive now?

 

[heartvols]

Judy chop

"dont go ninjin nobody that dont need ninjin."

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm confused. Is the dog in the picture dead or alive?

pet cemetary

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Weez, you should stop while you're behind.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Weez, you should stop while you're behind.

I wanna see if he can recover.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Are you talking about my dog that was attacked and killed by a pit bull? I'm over it but the thought of a pit bull makes me want punch one in the throat.

Is that the dog we're talking about or are you saying that the dog in your avy just recently died?

 

[Weezer]

I like behinds as long as they're attached to women. That's a good place to be.

 

[heartvols]

Is that the dog we're talking about or are you saying that the dog in your avy just recently died?

They're both alive.

 

[Weezer]

I wanna see if he can recover.

I will share a great secret grasshopper. The trick is to make everyone believe you're a step behind when you're really three steps ahead.

Now, grab the pebble from my hand.

 

[hmanvolfan]

great idea, brah

Bring your dog, heart. We'll give him a tat as well.

He's dead.

Is that the dog we're talking about or are you saying that the dog in your avy just recently died?

They're both alive.

:blink:

 

[heartvols]

I will share a great secret grasshopper. The trick is to make everyone believe you're a step behind when you're really three steps ahead.

Now, grab the pebble from my hand.

Grasshopper doesn't want to take the pebble from the Master's hand because he's not ready to leave the commune because then he'd have to get out and find a lousy life-sucking job and he couldn't spend his days watching crickets leap in the grass or listening to water as it gently falls from the rocks into the brook below. Grasshopper may be old, but he's not stupid.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Grasshopper doesn't want to take the pebble from the Master's hand because he's not ready to leave the commune because then he'd have to get out and find a lousy life-sucking job and he couldn't spend his days watching crickets leap in the grass or listening to water as it gently falls from the rocks into the brook below. Grasshopper may be old, but he's not stupid.

Yeah!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I think

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

They're both alive.

smartass

 

[Weezer]

They're both alive.

So I cried for nothing? For nothing??!!! You should be ashamed! My emotions are not to be toyed with! That was so cruel!! I feel the only fair way to get past this is to let me grab your boobs.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

:blink:

Zombies!

 

[heartvols]

:blink:

He didn't say bring your dog that is in your avy. he just said "Bring your dog"

 

[Unknown Muppet]

So I cried for nothing? For nothing??!!! You should be ashamed! My emotions are not to be toyed with! That was so cruel!! I feel the only fair way to get past this is to let me grab your boobs.

Okay wise teacher. I am ready to learn.

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm about to walk outside and start shooting people

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'm about to walk outside and start shooting people

See if they react like Pitino did to the fireworks

 

[hmanvolfan]

He didn't say bring your dog that is in your avy. he just said "Bring your dog"

And then you said he's dead. In the immortal words of Vinnie Barbarino, I'm so confused.