Random Thoughts XXVIII

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Can we arrange it so that they both arrive at my table at the same time?

Your server will be with you shortly
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I have a strange habit of closing my eyes while I chew. If I'm not looking, there's plausable deniability.
 
We have so many shameless bums come by here its unreal. It got really bad back in the fall, to the point that we had cops patrolling our street to watch help us out. It had slowed down but just a second ago I thought one was going to break the glass out of the storm door.

I'm not sure if I'm more offended you think I look like a bum or that you thought I was going to break in. I'm a stalker with limits. Of course if I had known the door was unlocked, well, that seems like an open invitation to me.
 
Shoulda dressed up. I only open the door for suits or uniforms if I don't know ya.....or biceps n pecs. Ill make an exception
 

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