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VolFan32 said:
Will never forget the 04 sec championship game. Sat behind an old, annoying barn fan and every single time auburn got a first down, he stood up and yelled "move them chains!" Most obnoxious thing ever.
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I was there when Jason Campbell, Cadillac, and Ronnie Brown went ham on us at home. Barn fans are the most obnoxious mofawkas I've ever been around, and it's not even close.
 
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This time tomorrow I'll be starting a 17 hr drive to Crossville for a week I turkey hunting. Pray for me
 
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I have my kid's 500 caliber air soft machine gun on full battery power and full plastic jacket. I have a perch. And this little terd from the woods that is breaking into my garbage everynight and leaving wrappers in the dead grass is going to get lit the **** up and will remember this night. I may even have a couple of drinks and flank him with nowhere to go but right into the line of fire.
And I'm putting on a halloween mask, gloves, and carrying a knife in case the battle gets in tight.

I think this may be the same raccoon that took a huge Shaquille Oneal type dump on our new swingset I built for our kids @ 10 years ago, which led to them never playing on it again. My wife actually thought a painter we had to kick off the property came onto our swingset to squat on the upper deck and leave a pile.
 
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Spartacavolus said:
I have my kid's 500 caliber air soft machine gun on full battery power and full plastic jacket. I have a perch. And this little terd from the woods that is breaking into my garbage everynight and leaving wrappers in the dead grass is going to get lit the **** up and will remember this night. I may even have a couple of drinks and flank him with nowhere to go but right into the line of fire.
And I'm putting on a halloween mask, gloves, and carrying a knife in case the battle gets in tight.

I think this may be the same raccoon that took a huge Shaquille Oneal type dump on our new swingset I built for our kids @ 10 years ago, which led to them never playing on it again. My wife actually thought a painter we had to kick off the property came onto our swingset to squat on the upper deck and leave a pile.
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.22 with a silencer ftw
 
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Spartacavolus said:
I have my kid's 500 caliber air soft machine gun on full battery power and full plastic jacket. I have a perch. And this little terd from the woods that is breaking into my garbage everynight and leaving wrappers in the dead grass is going to get lit the **** up and will remember this night. I may even have a couple of drinks and flank him with nowhere to go but right into the line of fire.
And I'm putting on a halloween mask, gloves, and carrying a knife in case the battle gets in tight.

I think this may be the same raccoon that took a huge Shaquille Oneal type dump on our new swingset I built for our kids @ 10 years ago, which led to them never playing on it again. My wife actually thought a painter we had to kick off the property came onto our swingset to squat on the upper deck and leave a pile.
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Sounds like you had a visit from Hobock.
 
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