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I don't think you all love me enough. I am underappreciated and if it weren't for my apathetic nature, I just might give a ****. Fortunately for you, I don't.
 
I did send an email to Freak last night tho. Something I have been thinking about for about a week. In the grand scheme of life, it's irrelevant but just one of those things that I think about.

I had to update some info on Behr's microchip. On his "papers", he was born on December 13th (1213), but for the first time I noticed he was "offically" born at 12:04......the next day. Minor discrepancy.

Obviously no big deal, but I asked Freak to delete the "1213" from my username.

I will still celebrate his b-day on the 13th.
 
I did send an email to Freak last night tho. Something I have been thinking about for about a week. In the grand scheme of life, it's irrelevant but just one of those things that I think about.

I had to update some info on Behr's microchip. On his "papers", he was born on December 13th (1213), but for the first time I noticed he was "offically" born at 12:04......the next day. Minor discrepancy.

Obviously no big deal, but I asked Freak to delete the "1213" from my username.

I will still celebrate his b-day on the 13th.

If one year = seven dog years, shouldn't you divide it up and have 7 b-days a year for him?
 
I woke up in Indiana cuddled up with some chick. I had on only a boa and a cowboy hat. And I lost a $60 shirt. Also I feel like I got hit by a truck.
 
And I already feel goofy sometimes about a bd party for my dog....seven times a year might have me certified.
 
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Stfu! Lol Lucky for me I have a buddy that always comes and gets me. Yes this tends to happen a lot. The best was when there was a girl sleeping in my shower. People just crash at my place cause I live right on the strip, I leave my door unlocked on weekends so they don't have to drink and drive. We were all standing around trying to figure out who she was, none of us had a clue. She wakes up sees us, starts screaming, jumps up and runs out the front door. Very strange.
 
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And I already feel goofy sometimes about a bd party for my dog....seven times a year might have me certified.

Take him to the strip club every b-day. You'll both enjoy the attention and any goofiness will fade fast.
 
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I would trust Gob in all things bestial, if you know what I mean. :eek:hmy:
 
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