My first night as closing manager, the director of operations came in.
He took me outside and put his arm around me and pointed me towards "Shoney's across the street. He said " do you see anything wrong with that restaurant?" (He had a pet peeve about lights). I looked and said YES, they have a light out above the front door."
He said " at least them dumb sum*****es have their lights on".
I had NO lights on. Hahaha.