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I slept through the first round of top fuel in Houston last year in the stands. Had driven down that morning, hadnt slept.




Wallace Jr. in the wall. He wont win today.
 
Putting my groceries in the car when this guy n girl roll up.

dude - hey man you speak English?
me - ya
dude - was wondering if you could help me out?
me - what you need?
dude - you from around here?
me - ya
dude - we live about an hour from here in Lexington. you know where that's at?
me - ya
dude - we were just at Wendys and my debit card was declined. could you give me 3 or 4 dollars?
me - sorry I don't carry cash
dude - alright. nice car.
me - thanks.

I shoulda said no hablo ingles and saved some time.
 
Putting my groceries in the car when this guy n girl roll up.

dude - hey man you speak English?
me - ya
dude - was wondering if you could help me out?
me - what you need?
dude - you from around here?
me - ya
dude - we live about an hour from here in Lexington. you know where that's at?
me - ya
dude - we were just at Wendys and my debit card was declined. could you give me 3 or 4 dollars?
me - sorry I don't carry cash
dude - alright. nice car.
me - thanks.

I shoulda said no hablo ingles and saved some time.
Thanks for nothing, brah. The old lady and me are still starving and an hour away from home.













But your car is very nice!
 
Spent almost my entire day in bed. Been sick. Woke up to see the end of the UT/UK game and was pleasantly surprised. Nice to have one good thing in an otherwise crappy day. Now I'm going to take meds and go back to sleep. I hate being sick.
 
Spent almost my entire day in bed. Been sick. Woke up to see the end of the UT/UK game and was pleasantly surprised. Nice to have one good thing in an otherwise crappy day. Now I'm going to take meds and go back to sleep. I hate being sick.

hate to hear that, bud. Turn the TV on Fox, the Spring Unlimited should put you to sleep if you dont like racing.
 
Putting my groceries in the car when this guy n girl roll up.

dude - hey man you speak English?
me - ya
dude - was wondering if you could help me out?
me - what you need?
dude - you from around here?
me - ya
dude - we live about an hour from here in Lexington. you know where that's at?
me - ya
dude - we were just at Wendys and my debit card was declined. could you give me 3 or 4 dollars?
me - sorry I don't carry cash
dude - alright. nice car.
me - thanks.

I shoulda said no hablo ingles and saved some time.
:lol: Good thing you took them English classes.
 
Spent almost my entire day in bed. Been sick. Woke up to see the end of the UT/UK game and was pleasantly surprised. Nice to have one good thing in an otherwise crappy day. Now I'm going to take meds and go back to sleep. I hate being sick.
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Bend over.
 
If ur on a computer, click ok ur own name and it should take u to ur user co trip panel. On mobile u should have a button at the top that says user cp
 
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