Random Thoughts XXVII

[tri_vol]

They opened a pet funeral home here in my hometown.
Wtf?
Dig a hole put them in and fill with dirt.
Done.

Exactly. Local vet has pet memorial wall called Paws to Remember. I don't get it.

 

[VolFan32]

I'm falling asleep at my desk. wtf

 

[tri_vol]

Get some meth.

 

[HOAV]

I want a beer

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I want a beer

I've had six.
Hope that helps.

 

[VolFan32]

Get some meth.

Was thinking bath salts, but meth might do the trick, too.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sexts?

Why sext when you can get the real thing?

 

[xJesusx56]

I hope all of you guys are sharing your VD with that special someone today.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Exactly. Local vet has pet memorial wall called Paws to Remember. I don't get it.

Dood, people buy their pets health insurance. I'm sure there is a big market for pet cemeteries. Some people love their pets more than themselves.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I hope all of you guys are sharing your VD with that special someone today.

VD the gift that keeps giving!

 

[xJesusx56]

VD the gift that keeps giving!

Luckily it only flares up once per year. At least it's an excuse to go see corey smith tonight.

 

[Aavoxx]

I think we should just dump people in the ground with no fanfare as well. Have a wake. Get drunk.

 

[theFallGuy]

They opened a pet funeral home here in my hometown.
Wtf?
Dig a hole put them in and fill with dirt.
Done.

no shyt. money making scheme imo

 

[theFallGuy]

I hope all of you guys are sharing your VD with that special someone today.

I gave JM's mom the herp

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I think we should just dump people in the ground with no fanfare as well. Have a wake. Get drunk.

Catholics like to party afterwards. Boom!

 

[VolFan32]

Catholics like to party afterwards. Boom!

Troof

 

[UTGnome]

Anybody want some free tickets for a boat ride. We've got plenty of rooms and the water is lovely.








Please plan on not going anywhere, eating any of the food, using the bathroom, or taking any showers.

Good rooms still available!!

 

[tri_vol]

Dood, people buy their pets health insurance. I'm sure there is a big market for pet cemeteries. Some people love their pets more than themselves.

Just left a sales call. ladys poodle died yesterday. she buried him in a pet cemetery. I didn't tell her what I thought of that.

 

[tri_vol]

I think we should just dump people in the ground with no fanfare as well. Have a wake. Get drunk.

Want my ashes thrown from top of mountain. Everyone that goes gets dinner on me. steak & scotch or bourbon. all you want.

 

[Aavoxx]

Want my ashes thrown from top of mountain. Everyone that goes gets dinner on me. steak & scotch or bourbon. all you want.

Boom.

 

[xJesusx56]

Want my ashes thrown from top of mountain. Everyone that goes gets dinner on me. steak & scotch or bourbon. all you want.

Can I be the official ash chucker?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Exactly. Local vet has pet memorial wall called Paws to Remember. I don't get it.

A fool and his money are easily parted

 

[UTGnome]

Sup Kat, how is V Day treating you?

 

[rockytop114]

Can I be the official ash chucker?

u already are

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sup Kat, how is V Day treating you?

Good thank you. How are you?