Random Thoughts XXVII

[VolGirlinGA]

DGAF. Dale Murphy is gone u dooshes!

I'm still sad he didn't make it into the HOF. I mean I get it, but still sad for him.

 

[Aavoxx]

I need to spoof my IP so it looks like I'm in Cali.

 

[Aavoxx]

Anyone think it would be inappropriate to send your ex-wife a photo of a naked chick and ask if it was her? Cause it kinda looks like her.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Anyone think it would be inappropriate to send your ex-wife a photo of a naked chick and ask if it was her? Cause it kinda looks like her.

If its flattering, you have to send it. If not, don't.

And your wife has to be cool

 

[Aavoxx]

If its flattering, you have to send it. If not, don't.

And your wife has to be cool

If it's her it's either a pre-divorce photo or she's gotten off her ass and actually worked out.

However, she is not cool. This would probably not go over well in court. I'd just laugh when questioned about it.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

It would be better if you sent it to all her friends and asked them if it was her

 

[Aavoxx]

It would be better if you sent it to all her friends and asked them if it was her

HAHAHA! You have no idea how funny this actually is.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Email it to her parents.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

HAHAHA! You have no idea how funny this actually is.

I'm really good at revenge. I kinda of thought you'd know that by now.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm really good at revenge. I kinda of thought you'd know that by now.

That's not why it's funny.

Voxx: "I think I think I've found a picture of <Voxx's ex-wife> naked online.

Voxx's Best Friend: "OMG! Link it to me so I can confirm or deny."

Voxx: "When did you ever see see <Voxx's ex-wife> naked?"

This response should be fairly entertaining.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

OMG.

Just OMG.

 

[Aavoxx]

OMG.

Just OMG.

He had a good cover.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

She was banging your buddy?

 

[VolGirlinGA]

She was banging your buddy?

Not a good cover IMO.

 

[Aavoxx]

She was banging your buddy?

Not this one.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Not this one.

...............

 

[Aavoxx]

...............

It was a long time ago and I have neither the herp nor the haids, so I don't care.

She needs better taste in dudes, tho.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

It was a long time ago and I have neither the herp nor the haids, so I don't care.

She needs better taste in dudes, tho.

Sounds like the reverse to me.

 

[Aavoxx]

Sounds like the reverse to me.

I was referring to the dude I think she might of banged.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

not this one.

wtf!!!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sounds like the reverse to me.

Boom!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That sucks Voxx, did you kick his ass?

 

[Aavoxx]

That sucks Voxx, did you kick his ass?

You can't do that sort of thing when you work for the government. It's a buzzkill.

I didn't have to do anything. Karma got him.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

How did karma get him? Elephantitis of the scrotum?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

skanks be cray cray