Random Thoughts XXVII

[wildnkrazykat]

At least u can blame the wife for his porn habits

 

[xJesusx56]

no

Wtf

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

no

Actually said like, "Noooooooooooooooo!"

 

[bubbacurry1]

I hooked a chain to the tool bar and dragged it to the back of the field with the 4 wheeler. Its for sale if anyone is interested.

 

[SDV]

Standing super close to you in line? I've told ppl to back off for that before.

I can't stand closer talkers or close standers. Give me my space Maaaaan

 

[bubbacurry1]

good friend of mine is having his 40th next weekend at the country club. I might have a few drinks.

 

[Aavoxx]

bull****. It was there when I turned my computer on this morning after it updated last night.

Tool bars like that are typically installed with other pieces of software. You agreed to install it somewhere in the installation of something or the terms of agreement.

 

[bubbacurry1]

lies.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Denial is not a river in Africa.

 

[Aavoxx]

lies.

Okay bubba, I'll let you live in ignorance. The toolbar was forced upon you, against your will, during an update.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Man walking into the gun show has on Ugg boots and has a murse. Something seems wrong with this picture.

 

[Aavoxx]

Man walking into the gun show has on Ugg boots and has a murse. Something seems wrong with this picture.

Hey, get me a Springfield .45 while you're there? Thanks.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Hey, get me a Springfield .45 while you're there? Thanks.

Um, I think we've had convos about my job before, right?

 

[Aavoxx]

Um, I think we've had convos about my job before, right?

You work for a radio station.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You work for a radio station.

That doesn't pay ****.

 

[Weezer]

Went to the bar yesterday. My waitress was a double whammy. Great rack, fat ass. Hard not to stare after several beers. Does that make me a perv?

Ladies, serious question, when you notice a guy checking you out, are you flattered or creeped out?

 

[Weezer]

BTW, I think she had a nice face too, but I only saw it once as the rest of the time other body parts were distracting me.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I get creeped out and pissed off when I notice a dude checking me out.

 

[Weezer]

I get creeped out and pissed off when I notice a dude checking me out.

Bubba, you're no lady, you're a *****.

 

[rmsmith]

Standing super close to you in line? I've told ppl to back off for that before.

I was just trying to hump your leg!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hello.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hey nerd, you wanna hump her leg too?

 

[rmsmith]

get in line pal

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hey nerd, you wanna hump her leg too?

Who?


She got nice boobs?

 

[Hobock]

That doesn't pay ****.

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