Random Thoughts XXVI

[volsforever27]

Naw, I know a guy, Jimmy Smith, down Crossville way who's been lawyering for a long time. Among other things.

Crossville? He's probably a jack of many trades then. My guy is Evans.

 

[volsforever27]

Honest to God, I never used to ***** this much in here. Here lately things have been tough. I blame Tex.

 

[theFallGuy]

She's claiming she won't fight over the kids, so she can have most of it.

they all say that

 

[bubbacurry1]

dude, they all say that **** until its time to do the deal. My advice, keep her happy, get it done ASAP. If her mother or her friends have time to work on her, your ****ed. Seen it a million times.

 

[theFallGuy]

Honest to God, I never used to ***** this much in here. Here lately things have been tough. I blame Tex.

I blame the PMS

 

[bubbacurry1]

Honest to God, I never used to ***** this much in here. Here lately things have been tough. I blame Tex.

dont sweat it, we are here to listen to you. Venting is a good release.

 

[Aavoxx]

they all say that

This. I hate to say this, but her lawyer will tell her to take you for everything. Including the kids.

 

[volsforever27]

That's what worries me.

And tfg, you're a soulless hermaphrodite, you have no opinion.

 

[VolFan32]

I don't want to get married now

 

[volsforever27]

I don't want to get married now

There's good ones out there. Just make sure before you have kids etc.

 

[Slydell]

I don't want to get married now

You're joining a big group of people who have felt that way for some time.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't want to get married now

Don't do it, unless you hate yourself.

 

[VolFan32]

I just got out of a 7 year relationship. Started dating in high school, but I guess better to figure it out now than 5 years from now

 

[bubbacurry1]

I have a friend of mine who is a big time tomato farmer/broker. He is all time taking hunting trips and does pretty much what he wants. He has always bragged that he does exactly what the **** he wants to and his wife doesnt say ****. They just had another kid about a year ago. He went to Montana hunting 2 weeks ago, upon his return he found all his **** outside with a restraining order and divorce papers pinned to them.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Well you've probably been with most of them, so my schlong will seem huge by comparison.

True dat! Have fun, brah!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex's new puter!!

 

[theFallGuy]

I have a friend of mine who is a big time tomato farmer/broker. He is all time taking hunting trips and does pretty much what he wants. He has always bragged that he does exactly what the **** he wants to and his wife doesnt say ****. They just had another kid about a year ago. He went to Montana hunting 2 weeks ago, upon his return he found all his **** outside with a restraining order and divorce papers pinned to them.

hope those hunting trips were worth it

 

[Slydell]

I have a friend of mine who is a big time tomato farmer/broker. He is all time taking hunting trips and does pretty much what he wants. He has always bragged that he does exactly what the **** he wants to and his wife doesnt say ****. They just had another kid about a year ago. He went to Montana hunting 2 weeks ago, upon his return he found all his **** outside with a restraining order and divorce papers pinned to them.

Looks like she got tired of makin' sammiches.

 

[Hobock]

Dang, Tex! Is that a K&M air filter?

 

[Hobock]

I have a friend of mine who is a big time tomato farmer/broker. He is all time taking hunting trips and does pretty much what he wants. He has always bragged that he does exactly what the **** he wants to and his wife doesnt say ****. They just had another kid about a year ago. He went to Montana hunting 2 weeks ago, upon his return he found all his **** outside with a restraining order and divorce papers pinned to them.

Sounds like she fell in the shower face-first a few times.

 

[Aavoxx]

Yah 32, don't get married.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I work with a guy who says, "Before I got married I thought I was a pretty good guy. Turns out, I'm a huge sh!thead. Thank goodness my wife is here to remind me of that on a regular basis."

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's what worries me.

And tfg, you're a soulless hermaphrodite, you have no opinion.

lllllooooolllll

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

There's good ones out there. Just make sure before you have kids etc.

Is your wife a Roane Co. girl?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Different kind of ailment. Pain in the ass.

I know dats right.