Random Thoughts XXVI

[95 Vol Alum]

Not enough toppings, beech!

 

[Jax_Vol]

I have a new drinking game. Every time someone hits on heart you take a shot. You'll be faced in 5 minutes.

Joystick! Hey heart...how would you like to work the stick in my ride?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Where da fawk did you learn to swirl little girl?!?

 

[Aavoxx]

Where da fawk did you learn to swirl little girl?!?

Hahahaha.

 

[SDV]

Get **** hammered and go to the TCBY make a scene.

I'll call you when I need bail $

 

[heartvols]

I heard this at work the other day...

Male coworker: "Hey do you have italian in you?"
Me: "Uh no."
Male coworker: "Bend over and I'll put some in ya."

Lame.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Hey heart...if you were president, you would be Baberaham Lincoln!

 

[volsforever27]

This is what I use... Did you sit in sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'll call you when I need bail $

I know a guy in Tucson that takes care of problems. I'll give him a call.

 

[Aavoxx]

I heard this at work the other day...

Male coworker: "Hey do you have italian in you?"
Me: "Uh no."
Male coworker: "Bend over and I'll put some in ya."

Lame.

Call center sexual harassment at its best.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

August brother

check

 

[Aavoxx]

Place where I work has posted a job with the title "Pipefitter."

I'm there. I'm all about fitting some pipe.

 

[VolFan32]

I heard this at work the other day...

Male coworker: "Hey do you have italian in you?"
Me: "Uh no."
Male coworker: "Bend over and I'll put some in ya."

Lame.

That didnt work? I'm shocked

 

[SDV]

check

You going to the Tailgate?

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

You going to the Tailgate?

What's the date of the game?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Miserable conditions outside.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Place where I work has posted a job with the title "Pipefitter."

I'm there. I'm all about fitting some pipe.

Yeah, I'd be careful with that one unless they specify whose pipe.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

what's the date of the game?

10/5/13

 

[Aavoxx]

Yeah, I'd be careful with that one unless they specify whose pipe.

I'll tell them I can fit my pipe freelance if they don't want to play ball.

 

[heartvols]

drainage pipe

 

[dembewbs]

heart you can drain my pipe

 

[Aavoxx]

Saw that coming.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

*sewer pipe

 

[Aavoxx]

*sewer pipe

Heh heh.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

*crack pipe